Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML
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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me play porn while we were getting busy. The girl in the video said, "You don't need a condom, you can just pull out." I noticed she had a caesarean scar and burst out laughing. My girlfriend stormed out before I could explain. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Top comments
Froley 0
Just because she wants to make sure she's safe and you know what you're doing, you think she doesn't trust you? Be happy that she trusts you enough to take her virginity. YDI.
cabbitt 0
I don't trust you either.
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Comments (136)
GotALife 11
Look okay it'snot only you she shouldnt trust it's just evry guy, they just cant be trusted anymore....dont take it the wrong way but guys are NEVER prepared when it comes to sex
jonny2x4 0
Sounds more like she doesn't trust you to put it in the right hole.
SadinSherman 16
Hey that information could be useful to you in the future
daguy90 0
If she asked you that, she must have had some kind of reason to suspect that you didn't know how to put on a condom. You reaction to that question also suggests that you are probably a virgin yourself. Now, its OK to be a virgin, in fact, I would highly suggest you stay that way until you actually learn how to put on a condom.
diensthunds 8
dump her you shouldn't date your cousin anyways
Houdeka 0
tie her up and put on the condom how you want. then take off her ball gag and **** her throat so hard she can't speak for a week. that should teach her not to question men.
kinky44 28
Nice!
mtnairtom 0
I hope you can find condoms in your size, extra small
soccergoal 0
I would do the same thing I would not want to get pregnant
CrazyChickenCat 0
can you blame her for wanting to be safe?
gvelite 0
that's kinda weird