Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, my husband was cold and distant towards me for the third day in a row, and I finally demanded an answer. He showed me a video of me drunkenly confessing to him that I don't find him sexually exciting, and that my abusive ex was way better in the bedroom. Fuck, I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
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Top comments
PsychoMerk 0
Leave him. No second chances for anyone, EVER. because what happens? they take it as a sign of weakness and do it allll over again ;0
anoelle 0
sad!!!! F your husband!
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Comments (113)
jugger 0
sucks dude
ramboman19 8
sucks real bad
Asstazztic 8
Dump him
whowantsit 0
damn that sucks
Resquall 0
WTF is with the ydi's?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Sucks so much.
Jandude 9
dump him , eat an apple or 2 and ull be just fine
Shmeaty 0
obvious troll is obvious.
Metzler31 17
why is everyone saying 'dump him'? they are married, it is not that easy.
ReyEr9412 0
Well on the bright side, at least he wasn't drinking.
joserme 0
YDI... you shouldve kept ur mouth shut
paigeatsflesh 11
I agree. that sucks ._.
Darraven 0
oh YES it is!!!! Once a cheater always a cheater!!! I like my meat clean!!!! NOT SKANKY!!!!!!!! You can never trust that person fully again!!!
sandrew17 0
mhm well if u divorce him he will become an alocoholic again but if u stay with him he'll prob cheat on u again, ur decision
amazinggbaby 2
45 are you an idiot? she deserves it for caring about her husbands health? Some people just amaze me..
caittycat95 0
so your saying it wasn't the smell of alcohol??? then what was it.... ;)
bigd140 0
wait what???
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Jandude stop with the apple comments ur not funny!
schnitzel5 0
28 some people just go around saying people deserved everything bad that has happened to them
brohirrim 0
when can you trust someone fully to start with? love operates through forgiveness.
truelyawesome 0
45 u are so right! she shouldve just let her marriage to go to ****! Puss of, asshole
SteveDufour 0
take a mans crutch away he'll soon find another
chaos753159 4
75 that is mean u jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anoelle 0
sad!!!! F your husband!
anoelle 0
well obviously don't literally 'F' him...
Averizzle 0
You like to reply to yourself don't you. >_>
choosemusic 0
better for it to come out now than catching him in the act, right?
afatmonkey 0
No. If you catch them in the act it's legal to smash his ball with an ice pick and set him on fire. Which is amusing.
wes85 2
don't ask the question if you don't want the answer. it can always turn out to be even worse.
jennnnrawr 0
yeah. it could turn out the other woman is your mom and he's your new dad...
TiffanyBlews27 0
She didn't ask if he committed adultery. Just if he was being honest. And he shouldve known she meant about alcohol if he's SUPPOSED to be recovering. Or she shouldve specified more. Either way, his habits need to be changed, and if they don't change, divorce him, I'm possibly sorry to say.
Boddmon 0
Why should he have known she meant alcohol? He didn't admit to drinking because he probably wasn't... doofus
writergirl23 19
Why was there alcohol smell if he wasn't drinking?
louie111887 0
no.
chrihot4 0
lol? are u serious? any alcholic husband should be dumped on his ass untill he's recovered.
bella_coza 0
are you serious?? shut the **** up,you obviously know nothing about alcoholism.
Shokz992 0
Cos that'll clearly make him stop drinking... -.-
awkwardturtley 0
wow um fail. alcoholics need support to recover or they'll fall deeper into the problem.
sandrew17 0
well some1 is single over here
notastripper 0
sounds like quite the catch, doesn't he?
Boddmon 0
Well, at least he's not drinking again...
boog_fml 7
There's always the bright side...
Metzler31 17
umm well it seems like he was drinking with ******* another girl.... no real bright side to that, (well if he was with another guy maybe you would feel better, but idk)
PsychoMerk 0
Leave him. No second chances for anyone, EVER. because what happens? they take it as a sign of weakness and do it allll over again ;0
Tenjin 0
That sound like a great solution for someone who commits adultry, just not for anything else. :)
sandrew17 0
understandable but sometimes they need a 2nd chance
Unlucky1232 20
My father would like a word with u. Maybe I'm taking this to personal but i don't think all cheaters can't be redeemed. Maybe he's a rare exception. maybe I'm taking this to seriously. idk
feazv 0
#9 a one sour b
PsychoMerk 0
bite me >_> I see this shit way too often.
xhalighx 0
PsychoMerk is entirely correct. As usual. ;)
Domonator 16
Yeah, and don't mess with PsychoMerk, or she might decide to rearrange your face.
Darraven 0
I agree!!! WHY DONT THEY LEAVE!!!!! Then move on!!! HELLO
sandrew17 0
I'll bite u, if ya say please ;-)
vietmanx 10
Omg I would be so scared of psychomerk hurting me, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I ever crossed her. How do you up the sarcasm with only visual type?