Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I was mowing my lawn when I lost control along our lawn borders and ran over one of my neighbor’s many garden gnomes. It exploded into a pile of ceramic. I soon discovered it was a limited edition collector's item when the neighbor came out just in time to see me turning her prized lawn decoration into shards. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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gigi96 2
Be like a flower and chuck fire at her
BoW2Me 0
Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.
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Comments (241)
jadedragon 5
Video games make kids violent
dominic1221 6
Oh look, Jack Thompson's on FML. I guess you have a lot of time to spare after you got disbarred, mate. Just kidding, nobody feed the troll.
Vegeto30294 19
Really? What about before the age of video games? "Kids" still did violent things.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Mario is seriously the last video game I expected to be considered 'violent'.
gamergurl86 0
no, poor parenting makes kids violent. sorry about your turtle op. :(
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If a five year old doesn't know the difference between fantasy and reality, then there is some pretty shitty parenting involved there, and thus, it's not the game's fault, it's the parents fault.
AwsumShyGuy 12
How many points did he get?
coolkod1005 2
Awww poor turtle give him my respect
coolkod1005 2
Ahhhh
hateevryone 15
See how video games affect these kids??
Living_Fetus13 0
Shut the **** up coon, guess video games are the reason trayvon is a dead drug dealer
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The kid should've known the difference between fantasy and reality. If he jumps on a turtle because he saw it in Mario, it's not the game's fault, it's the parents fault for not teaching him any better.
AwsumShyGuy 12
He's 5 92, he didn't know better. When they say a video game provides negative influences, they mean ones such as Call of Duty or Grand Theft Auto. There's a difference between not knowing better, and robbing a store because you know you'll respawn eventually.
Living_Fetus13 0
What happened to parents intervening in what their kids bought, its never a video game problem its a parenting problem, if its anybody's fault its parents
lilrocker90 10
I don't care how young that kid is. I would've slapped him.
Brownie101abc 7
I would be so upset! I hate little kids like that
thecovert 7
Brat.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I'm so sorry that's horrible. Explain to him the turtle was your friend and that he killed her and he hurt you.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like turtles.