Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I was mowing my lawn when I lost control along our lawn borders and ran over one of my neighbor’s many garden gnomes. It exploded into a pile of ceramic. I soon discovered it was a limited edition collector's item when the neighbor came out just in time to see me turning her prized lawn decoration into shards. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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gigi96 2
Be like a flower and chuck fire at her
BoW2Me 0
Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.
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Comments (241)
1R1X0X0 10
Lol once more I can say that I hate little children. (:
bingababe 16
Not all little kids are like this psycho.
AnneeSo 6
Aw, that sucks:(
annihil8or 15
Oh ya chase him with a flamethrower, and then ask him if he likes mario
Living_Fetus13 0
YDI for not having a normal pet, like a dog, mario never jumped on dogs
THE_A_TEEN 28
According to your logic, video games are supposed to tell us how to run our lives and make our own decisions. Should I go shoot up a Russian airport and blame America? Rob stores, steal cars, and kill people? How about enslaving animals to do my bidding, fight other animal trainers, and be an 'animal' master?
Vegeto30294 19
Is it bad that I knew all of those references in mere seconds?
KingCeltic77 18
Funny, my aunts old neughbors have a turtle and a place in the yard by itself. Sorry about your turtle though.
sxdryv 14
Is that how it died or did he jump on it after it was already dead?
xLoLa_fml 6
To everyone saying this kid will turn out to be a serial killer: Kids that kill animals on purpose because they get a kick out of seeing someone/something suffer are the ones that turn out murderers. This one probably didn't think he would actually kill it. It was an accident, he thought it was a game. I know plenty of 5 year olds (my mom is a kindergarten teacher) and I wouldn't be surprised if something similar like this happened with some of them. Lighten up, everyone. It's just a turtle.
fogrunner 13
The turtle was important to herself and to her owner. Do you have empathy issues?
emmyl12 0
Um turtles are like family
fireflygirl13 0
Ur a jerk lola
_TigerParadise_ 1
Actually you are wrong Lola, sorry, and it's just a turtle? How would you like someone to kill your cat or dog or a family member and go "oh well, i didn't know them, who cares? It was just this persons mom/dad/brother/sister/pet or loved one, doesn't bother me.." kids who kill animals need to be put in the mental home, serial killers in the making, this is how it always starts.
ACRebic 0
D:
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Ashle1gh 14
At least your nephew has good taste in games.