Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I was mowing my lawn when I lost control along our lawn borders and ran over one of my neighbor’s many garden gnomes. It exploded into a pile of ceramic. I soon discovered it was a limited edition collector's item when the neighbor came out just in time to see me turning her prized lawn decoration into shards. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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gigi96 2
Be like a flower and chuck fire at her
BoW2Me 0
Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.
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Comments (241)
nobodylikesyou 3
He killed a ninja turtle! :(
GreenAppleDP 0
Because of the Mario reference in the FML, you'd think you would talk about Koopa and not TMNT. Lol
nobodylikesyou 3
Well him saying turtle before mario made me think of TMNT.
lilpixie21 11
If it was a ninja it wouldn't be dead I feel sorry for you FYL ):
lilpixie21 11
FYL OP*
Darkmagic666 9
That really sucks. I have a turtle and now i keep imagining that D:
DontForgetMe4 0
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Well the kid didn't know, but you feel like its his fault right? the only honest advice I can give is teach him why it was wrong and forget!
kandi_kid69 15
15- He should've already known that it was wrong. OP shouldn't need to teach the nephew. Anyway, how could Op forget about his turtle getting squished? ): Poor turtle.
PSpiz 0
Make sure the shell doesn't bounce back and hit him.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
In this case, make sure it does.
PSpiz 0
Good point...
Klug_fml 7
Dress up in a Bowser costume and see how much he likes being Mario then.
craZgal321 6
5 year old: "Aunt (insert OP's name)?! Aunt (insert OP's name)?!?!?! OP: "how do you like being mario now u little shit??"
wannagofast 3
You probably should keep him away from mushrooms then...
I_Punch_Babies 7
bowser wont be too happy to hear about this!
SpottedMew 15
Kick the little shit
OhDearBetrayal 25
Remember kids; Violence is always the answer.
maniaccrab 0
Isn't that how this all began...?
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Did he get coins?
BradTheBrony 19
NO! Enemies in Mario don't drop coins, unless you hit them with a fire flower, and that's only in SMW! God, these n00bz0rz! Why can't any 1337 h4x0rz be on this site?
DiceLover 7
Bless your turtle. May s/he rest in peace.