Today, while going into the fire station for a call out, I opened my locker door on our only available driver and knocked him out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired because, while responding to an emergency page for the volunteer fire department to help find a man in a field with a gunshot wound, I backed into a rock with the company truck that I drive to and from work. Nobody asked about the guy with the bullet inside him. He's OK now, in case anyone cares. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I joined my local fire department. While there, I struggled to open a door. Thinking it was locked, someone saw me and opened it. No it wasn't locked. I just didn't push it hard enough. Great first impression. FML
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
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GhostFox 34
That's a major fail on the city's part- only having one driver on duty is just plain stupid, specifically because of situations like this. Or what if the driver is intoxicated when a call comes in? Because I know that firefighter drink even when it's there turn to stay on call. Or what if another call comes in while the driver is already in route to one?
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davecross 11
Im going to assume it was an accident. But I think this is more of an FML on your fire house. Everyone who work in the fires dept who has at least got threw there probation period she learn how to drive the fire truck. You may not be the designated driver but things happen.
RichardPencil 32
And no one believes it was an “accident?” C’mon, we all know you wanted to drive the fire truck! We’ve all been there, except none of us tried to achieve the goal by violence.
GhostFox 34
That's a major fail on the city's part- only having one driver on duty is just plain stupid, specifically because of situations like this. Or what if the driver is intoxicated when a call comes in? Because I know that firefighter drink even when it's there turn to stay on call. Or what if another call comes in while the driver is already in route to one?