Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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meirginsburg18 10
looks like Jesus 2
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Oops daughter
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Comments (97)
AwesomeisAustin 1
its the Anti Christ
fishofgold 3
It is possible to get pregnant with out penetration. If sperm gets on or around the vaginal area then that means that the sperm can still get in side and fertilize the egg. It's not impossible
lsg3000 6
She is in denial because she's embarrassed and doesn't want to let u down.
JuliaC123 4
In order to get pregnant there doesn't always have to be penetration. Get her checked, she may be telling the truth.
Potter_Head 10
I actually know someone who was in that situation and it turned out they were drugged and raped.
kaitlynncoral 8
Actually it's possible to get pregnant as long as he ejaculates in that area..she could've been partaking in 3rd base and just wasn't careful enough
Stevarious 12
i re
jaimie_mazda 7
The virgin Mary reborn or another idiot teenager opening their legs? You be the judge.
harryb1963 3
Ever think she may not be pregnant. She obviously wasn't ****** by god as she says so maybe she is not pregnant as she says.
MissBoo111 21
It is possible for a girl to get pregnant without sexual intercourse. Now you would have to ask if she has ever done anything with a guy where his stuff could have entered her without penetration. (ie oral) but it is possible (mom was an OBGYN Nurse so she so this stuff more than you would think)