Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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meirginsburg18 10
looks like Jesus 2
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Oops daughter
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wolfstalker213 14
She may have gotten drunk or was unconscious when she did the do
MikaylaW 4
Obviously all the lessons you taught didn't stick.
MikaylaW 4
Sex talk never stuck with her then.
an3ph 20
Hey, don't diss it! One gal claimed that, stuck to her story and started two religions.
bitchbeserious 3
a girl can actually become pregnant without having sex. it's not very common but possible
katiepda 11
the saying that sperm dies as soon as it hits air is a myth. she could have been heavily making out and they started taking off cloths and rubbing thier bodies together. he could have gotten pre-cum on her inner leg or came and it could have gotten all over her leg or clit. talk to your daughter. these things do happen.
speckledots 29
I don't understand why everyone is thumbing down comments like this. It happens a lot more than people think. A simple Google search would prove it.
whiskeey 14
Maybe this is the second coming of Christ
Fmlsea 28
what if she was drugged she wouldn't really remember it, and that might explain why she thinks shes a virgin.
psycheiris13 20
Wow, time for the talk with your daughter. Unless she's really telling the truth, which can happen but the chances are slim to none. Good luck in the future OP, and with your grand-baby.
Smoxxii 17
Just saying- Abortion is an option. OP's daughter probably isn't ready for a baby yet... And maybe to ever reproduce...
LanaRenee13 6
abortion may not be an option in egypt. I just really hope this girl's family isn't into honor killings.
Stitcher 14
She could have been raped while unconscious, or masturbated with sperm on her hands. Have a long, calm talk with her about how this could have happened, before deciding what to do with the pregnancy. Good luck to you both :)