Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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meirginsburg18 10
looks like Jesus 2
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Oops daughter
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Comments (97)
robmcm72 4
Never know. Has she been at anyone's house for a sleep over. Someone might have gotten her when she was unconscious.
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why this is thumbed down, that is a possible explanation for why she doesn't know who the father is
Madridsta1999 7
The fact you're from egypt worries me... -any Arab
TADspace 30
I bet she sat down on a public toilet seat. Those things always get you! The next stage of Human Evolution is not machine, but toilet.
meb123hazel 21
Well, it worked for Mary!
LarissaT18 18
It's possible. But did she explain what happened? Or is she trying to say she never did anything.
Tapia23 4
She could be right. It's rarely happens but sometimes a girl can get pregnant if there is no actual penetration and the guy she was gonna do it with got a little too excited
Raykyogrou03 12
I don't suppose your daughter's name is Mary?
chosha_fml 27
Technically possible (if he came near her ******), but highly unlikely. Still if she's pregnant, is her virginity really the important issue any more?
Sweetpea22 14
I think the OP is more concerned about her daughter lying, not her virginity
rdenkewicz 11
In all fairness to her, you live in the right place for it.
LanaRenee13 6
yes. all of the middle east is clearly one place. israel, egypt ... same diff!
AcrusaderA 10
Meh, it's the time, place and setting for something like this.