Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML
Today, my son told me he and his ex deliberately got pregnant, despite being broken up, because she wanted a baby, he wanted sex, and she promised she wouldn’t ask him for child support. She must have had her fingers crossed because his court date is next week. Moron. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
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spinningrecords 14
Could be worse, they could get married and you’d be calling him “son” every morning because his unemployed ass moved the little family into your basement.
RichardPencil 32
The moon landing was a conspiracy. Hundreds of thousands of people collaborated to build a rocket that would take people to the moon and back. And it worked.
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j.b. 1
Scarpered?
Sagar Nair 12
He disappeared
Studious_Gluteus 20
I assume that's meant to say "scampered", as in 'frantically ran away'.
spinningrecords 14
Could be worse, they could get married and you’d be calling him “son” every morning because his unemployed ass moved the little family into your basement.
RichardPencil 32
The moon landing was a conspiracy. Hundreds of thousands of people collaborated to build a rocket that would take people to the moon and back. And it worked.
lanexox1d 22
repeat after me : ✨abortion✨
rotflqtms_ 21
That's up to the daughter, not the mother. She has a choice in this. Just because the dad was worthless doesn't mean the kid will be too. The daughter will have to learn to take responsibility for her actions. It wasn't the baby's fault the dad was a tool. If the daughter decides to have an abortion, that's her choice and her right, but I don't feel she should be pressured into it. It should be her choice after being given all of the possible options so she can make an educated decision. Abortion, Adoption, Keeping it and raising it herself. She will forever hate the person who pressures her into a choice and resent them for robbing her of the chance to make this choice. No matter what she decides, it will stay with her forever.