Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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HANGtheFREAK 0
haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!
sucker 0
Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)
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sucker 0
Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)
hellokittywhore 0
and no one noticed?? you must be pretty small! fyl indeedy!!!
rbond93 4
hahahahahaha
fuckedPriceless 17
It doesn't really just bleed through your jeans or shorts and run down your thighs. Semen is very thick and usually would just stay smeared all over his thigh, which isn't visible to anyone.
Ckopc 0
Regular sex helps to avoid such situations
SkyBirdy 5
Or jerking off.
HANGtheFREAK 0
haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!
MLSxxox 3
LMAO #3!!!
suckerz 0
lmao @ # 3
Kozzy333 0
#2 and ********** more.
Gstone5 0
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Dizzygrl08 4
Win on #5's part lol
Ldy_S_FTW 0
#3 made me LOL
CrazyDutch 0
your hot!!!
SoccerForTheWin 5
You could have responded to #3 then...
randii_17 11
The formatting was different three years ago...
timmytimmeh 0
Read what #5 said =]
Jancho 0
Why wouldn't you take a promotion, there are whole lot bigger idiots than you(appearently not...), that are doing that work, but you won't take the job, cause you are afraid.
michael32123 0
wrong FML you comented on :P and OP u can haz masturbationz?
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
uhhhh.... go **********. it workss for both of ur situations
tincan 0
#8 fails. Wrong comment to the wrong post. XD
Jancho 0
SOOO smells like fake...