Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I received a call from my employer. They found that some of my nudes have surfaced on the internet. Personal nudes and videos I took exclusively for my boyfriend. He denies he put them out there. Then who did? How stupid does he think I am? FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
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Top comments
JustKittyKat 24
He still finds you beautiful and attractive, though.
Steffi 26
Maybe he assumed you lost weight since filming the video? :)
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Comments (82)
JustKittyKat 24
He still finds you beautiful and attractive, though.
princesspeachxox 18
Exactly op, if he cried over you I doubt it matters how big or small you are :)
nellbell414 13
Especially if he was watching it in the first place
MandyMeow_fml 18
Maybe it was just shot at a very unflattering angle.. Don't get down on yourself!
adamzki1999 16
That made no sense at all.
Steffi 26
Maybe he assumed you lost weight since filming the video? :)
Fuaaad1994 31
At least he cares about you
MrDonSalvetti 27
Damn I accidentally voted your comment down, sorry dude!
pwnman 33
It's ok. I voted up for you.
Zerizle 19
the world needs more people like you guys
bethrh 49
Men actually look at the woman's face most in **** so maybe he was just going by that?:)
Zomg_Okay 27
Apparently I've been watching **** wrong my whole life.
Mauskau 36
If they did that they would just watch a normal film. What's the point in getting naked and putting stuff inside of you if they're only gonna look at your face? The whole view thing is something they don't get during sex :)
christian1509 21
Yeah, the face... right
EpicBlondie89 19
Give #6 a break. her comment was inaccurate but she's only 16? never mind. in today's world that doesn't mean anything. *sigh*
teentee401 37
I would think that at 16 she would know what the purpose of **** is...
christian1509 21
Why does everyone always include a complaint about society in their comments. Especially when it's not necessary like in this situation.
Enslaved 38
Well, they do if they're in the "Facial" category.
laden_swallow09 35
Well, I know *I* look at her face during the act, and if the camera cuts off her head or only shows the back of it, it's a big turnoff for me. I like to see how much she's enjoying herself. Though I am aware that I'm a minority in that respect.
WoldowJR 25
That all depends on where the face is located at the moment.
enginsteve 17
There is nothing worse than when the camera breaks away to the dude's hairy arse...
brandoneyez1 25
How alike to the **** star did you look other than size difference.
maximus_prime 24
He might get a chubby when he watches **** Op.
brandoneyez1 25
And him watching **** bothered you less than the girl looking like you?
ChristianH39 30
Most girls are aware that most guys watch ****, you'd have to be pretty insecure to get upset about that IMO
IKickPuppiesHard 16
You'd be surprised how many do get upset. Its all "Am I not good enough" and "its practically cheating"s everywhere. Its like they are drowning in a sea of insecurities.
Blahblahrasputin 3
and many women watch **** themselves. OP might.
gracehi 33
Yeah, it's so weird how some women get so upset about that. I visited a friend who was practically in tears arguing with her husband about his viewing of ****. My boyfriend's **** doesn't bother me at all. And what's even weirder is that she's a very politically liberal atheist uber pro-choice, Hobby Lobby is the devil, "I think Mylie Cyrus is such an awesome and liberated woman" type, while I'm a raised in super conservative Christian home, politically right wing, pro-life, I'm down with Hobby Lobby type. You'd think it would be the other way around. I see watching **** as not that different than watching a movie or buying a magazine just because it features an actor I think is hot, but she can't get over the idea that her husband gets off to the image of other women.
rocker_chick23 27
#13: My husband watches **** and I don't give a shit. We have a healthy sex life and I sometimes watch it with him. I don't understand why girls think a boyfriend watching **** is akin to cheating since it's not even close to cheating.
britt1033 4
I personally don't think of it as cheating however the more he whacks Willy the harder it is for him to actually come. as well as watching too much **** sometimes desensitizes you to actual sex..
PoisonOrchid 21
I agree with #40. I don't care that my husband watches ****. In fact, I love watching it with him.
afkwarrior 25
Maybe once you guys have made it up, you could suggest you make a better one...? Uh. *DON'T FOLLOW RELATIONSHIP ADVICE YOU RECEIVE FROM STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.
christian1509 21
Well to him you obviously mean a lot considering he was so devastated. You're fine just the way you are!
Spentpoet 26
For ****'s sake Dave!! First the furries, now this!?
XBurytheCastleX 25
I don't understand why you are being thumbed down, it's funny...