Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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bobdole 0
so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh
CheeseGirl 0
She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_< THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.
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k4a2t0 0
i have a simialr story execpt it was the other way around i sent my bf at the time picture of my boobs while i was home and he was in classs and the dumbshit that he is he got his phone taken away and the next text that came in was of my tittss!!!! ahhhh
madame_malfoy 4
if you like looking at pics of guys dicks thats your business, but really...during CLASS??? NOT EVEN the fact that the teacher MIGHT see you...a student might happen to look over at you...although that really is some damn good way to make a name for yourself before you graduate...you'll forever be known as "the girl(?) who looks at **** during class"...and probably voted "most likely to become a stripper"...if you wanna watch **** then do it on your own time jeez...
tigergirl72 0
teachers have the right to take a cell phone. you're in class to learn not to talk to friends.
may_cause_fail 0
You 100 stupid points for getting caught with your phone. You gain twice that for asking for a dick picture. And you win 1000 for doing it during school! :D You deserved to have your phone taken, especially if that's what you were using it for. I also have to wonder what you were going to do with it during class.
may_cause_fail 0
Also it seems to me that everyone who says that "teachers have no rights to take up phones" and that "there's nothing wrong with texting during class" are probably just butthurt because they've had phones taken up also. Also since the phone wasn't under password protection, anyone can look at the things that are on it. Seriously, anyone who doesn't realize that texting during class is a bad idea is a moron. It's distracting and disrespectful. If you don't appreciate your education enough to pay attention, I'm sure someone else would.
Taylor12435 0
Legally, you could get in serious trouble. If your not 18, that's considered child ****. Not only could the person sending it get in huge amounts of trouble, you could for having it in your possesion now. I think i'd rather take embarrasement then getting arrested.
dee_dee 0
# 27 Teachers do have the right to confiscate.... it really all depends on state/ school rules... they confiscate our phones and then we have to pay 15 bucks to get them back...
iraisadumbass 14
I don't think they can charge you for your own property.
stringbeanjeanoo 0
one FML was about a girl's mom getting called caz a bunch of freshman boys had her naked pic on their phones. obviously, teachers can/do confiscate property that distracts, and if it is pornographic (dicks/naked students) they can take action. not saying i wouldnt have been the one texting in class asking for dick picks, im just saying you know the risk if you do it during class.
vampire_fetish15 0
lmao! man, that's ****** up. one question... was it big? LMAO xD
crueljungle 0
hahaha! are you a guy or a girl? cuz if you're a girl, damn, that teacher's gonna think you're a ***** now! lol!