Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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bobdole 0
so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh
CheeseGirl 0
She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_< THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.
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Comments (183)
wesurfeveryday 0
he had no right to read any of your messages.
MissMel_fml 0
i say thats pretty friggin important! and your allowed to take the battery out first, thats an invasion of privacy.
iraisadumbass 14
Some phone batteries can't be removed.
tdawgheath 0
Why would you be asking for sexual photos in the middle of class, loser? wait until you're not in public at least.
RickyLedo 0
Tell him, have fun looking at that picture, freak :D I say that to my math teacher, cause he jokes like that.
Seriously28 0
For the ones saying he had no right to do that, he doesn. The school has this thing called "reasonable suspicion", and they can search anything they pritty much want if they have almost any kind of reason, because its a school ground. The supreme court gave them the right after a few cases where it was brought into question.
Agito1935 0
so did he give it back lmao jkjk
Roddsy 0
lmao you and the teacher both got owned. what happened to the guy? or does he not go to your school? would like to know what happened to him, LOL? and #19, i totally agree. you could in all honesty get that teacher in trouble for breach of privacy. though i'd like to see how you'd do that in your current situation, lols..
MajorTom85 0
I'd just like to know why the teacher thought he or she had the right to answer your texts? Taking your phone from you so it doesn't disrupt your class or your learning is one thing, but reading your texts is an invasion of your privacy.
CLW_fml 9
LMAO
bsaucedo 0
dude, dirty.com "oh, im bored in class. lets have phone sex!" what the shit .