Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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bobdole 0
so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh
CheeseGirl 0
She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_< THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.
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Comments (183)
mangobells 0
how would the teacher know what the text message is? it's illegal for them to read it, it's a violation of your personal property
bbeezzyy17 0
hahaha my dad took MY phone
firecopy 6
the problem is that the teacher was looking through the op's messages. He had no right to do that as it is an invasion of privacy. therefore the suspension shouldn't have happened. if wish I posted this earlier. (by the way texting in class is disrespectful but not illegal. which is worst?)
scuba113 2
learn how not to get cought n u will not get into trouble
maddiesonnn 0
im guessing ur teacher looked at the dick and if it wuz a guy, jacked off
24_13_21 0
It really annoys me when kids text in class. I happen to be in 8th grade, so I see it ALL the time. I myself have never texted in class, because there really is no reason for it. Are you really that desperate to talk to someone, when you have 4 other people within 5 feet of you? Can't it wait until lunch period? Anyway, in this case I think the girl deserved it. The "dick pic" she asked for was a really stupid move, in class and outside of class. I wholeheartedly agree with #24 that "genitalia is not a mantle piece, and should not be photographed". Although, the teacher has absolutely no right to search through the messages. Personally, I find it a huge violation when people look at my texts and pictures, even though none of them would be "compromising". Our principle has been known to look through pictures (I would assume to look for "sexting" violators, like this one), so I just keep my phone in my locker in the first place. Problem solved! :)
Alhan_fml 0
He probably took it home and fapped to it.
Shadow14l 0
the teacher does
jackg198 0
haha that sucks but your teacher shouldn't be allowed to look at your phone!
usaywhatt 0
Haha, YDI for sexting in class.