Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
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xica_sp4ever 18
Good, someone has some sense at least. Let the toxicity stay in 2019.
Kurliez408 32
Well, seems like you clearly weren't supposed to use your phone, so YDI. And why would you text a cheating ex anyways??
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Comments (8)
xica_sp4ever 18
Good, someone has some sense at least. Let the toxicity stay in 2019.
Kurliez408 32
Well, seems like you clearly weren't supposed to use your phone, so YDI. And why would you text a cheating ex anyways??
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean ex-friend.
zhawk316 5
Why you texting someone who should be dead to you? Don’t hurt yourself more. You look like a moron and make him laugh.
bl3ur0z3 17
So your FML is that you were stopped from doing something you'll regret?
lifeis4me 20
Was this “someone” a teacher, OP? Seems pretty convenient to leave out.
Sasswise 4
Keep that someone in your life. Those people are healthy.
Robert Ohlschwager 1
that is a good friend then