Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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bobdole 0
so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh
CheeseGirl 0
She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_< THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.
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Comments (183)
antonioohama 0
YDI for not password-locking your phone
blahblahblah1234_fml 0
confiscation is ok but not reading their texts
xXscream_girlXx 0
are you textually active OP? lol
tannerjr2009 0
I have never given my phone to a teacher or principle. they don't have the right to take your phone
Voqab 3
actually it's da girls phone meaning her or her parents bought it giving her da right to do wateva da f she feel like wit it n it is not illegal to text in class point blank period
Voqab 3
you don't even kno if she asked for da dick pic she clearly said "dat he said he was gonna send" he could've taken it upon himself n said I'm gonna send u a pic of my dick maybe she got an A in da class already thus textin wouldn't affect her education she already did wat she needed to
DisappearingRose 18
He probably thought to himself "Man I wish my dick was as big as his. Hmmm...."
greenturtle2640 0
teachers can't do.that
kitkatt978 5
you kinda deserved it
Super_Salo 0
That's what you get.