Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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bobdole 0
so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh
CheeseGirl 0
She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_< THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.
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Inculta_Night 0
Poor teacher. And HAHA #49.
ful_fml 0
I know you aren't supposed to text during classes, but shouldn't the teacher have just giving her a hard warning (pun intended, dudes) or had her turn the phone off instead? The only inappropriate thing about this is the teacher hijacking her phone and scanning her messages.
Tardfuck_0 0
@65 amen.
YourFMLisaLIE 0
The dude you're texting has time to take and send a picture of his dick to you in the middle of the day? LOSER!
4uck_this_5hit 0
I agree with #65 texting is texting and to all saying "how dare you disrespect the teacher" and all the other good shit you know damn well you did not pay attention to every single word and sentence spoken by every teacher.....although wrong time to recieve a dick flick....shame shame shame but the texting i dont really give a F*ck about i do it too f*ck em just gotta be more discreet about your shit
lexifica 0
There is a reason why texting is banned in classes. The incessant clicking that texting makes can be very distracting. If you aren't going to pay attention to class, get out. I don't care if you are a high schooler... It is so rude, teachers spend HOURS planning their lessons for classes and do more than you could think of for you. You may think they are mean or whatever, but that doesn't take away from all they do to help you survive in the real world. On the other hand, looking at your texts is a BIG no no. As a teacher, I would NEVER look at someone's private information. #24, some people find genitalia sexy.
gamerpro2000 0
Ouch. Totally a "you deserved it" moment. I don't think that texting in class is that big of a deal, as long as its not distracting anyone else, but texting penis' back and forth in class...........yeah.
jadorexmariell 0
omg, i wouldnt of given them the phone.
mizled 0
Why didn't you turn your phone off first? set a lock so the teacher needed a password to see anything. THAT would have been the smart thing to do....
BopMac 0
Stop getting caught texting in class, you're ******* it up for the rest of us :(