Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my new puppy to the dog park, proud of my cute little fluff ball. Instead of behaving nicely like the other dogs present, my dog ignored every toy, treat and friendly dog, and ran straight into a pond. He emerged soaked, covered in mud, and proudly dropped a muddy stick at my feet like it was a trophy. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
Oh god that's adorable. Disgusting but so so cute. Especially if you imagine OP's puppy as a little sausage dog
Dave_Davington 35
Wee all have nothing but sympathy for your predicament.
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Comments (107)
Imaginefree66 4
Op was in an embarrassing situation just then. How did you go away? Did anyone laugh at you?
wvcheesehead 13
Rename the dog "hydrant"
ThomasBombadil 31
Umm...urinal would be more appropriate.
crushcrusher 33
adorable lil puppy, too bad her playmate would rather pee on her.
Shadow1290 4
sorry you got pee all over you but this is actually a 'dog thing'. Your puppy submitted and the 'big dog' or 'alpha' seemed to claim her - marking her with his scent. I might be wrong but i don't think i am. good luck with your puppy!!
katina1236 20
That's a dominance display, just train the pup, things like this happen all the time. My friends dog peed on mine when she was a pup
JazNim17 18
What about this situation could be avoided by training? OP's puppy was doing nothing wrong.
iamme2 12
The pup needs to be trained not to run at strange dogs - in this case things were fine and it was only peed on but the other dog may not be socialised properly (even if in a dog park which isn't mentioned) and could have attacked it. Shouldn't be the case but I have heard of it happening before
RusticChick 27
That sounds like an unfortunate, yet cute mess! Pup-pee love, indeed!
r8_fml 6
You must have been pissed.
Epickitty58 29
At least your puppy loves you.❤️
iboard555 16
Yuck!!!
Bliepje 22
hahaha that just made my day. sorry for u op, but thats really funny