Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my new puppy to the dog park, proud of my cute little fluff ball. Instead of behaving nicely like the other dogs present, my dog ignored every toy, treat and friendly dog, and ran straight into a pond. He emerged soaked, covered in mud, and proudly dropped a muddy stick at my feet like it was a trophy. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Oh god that's adorable. Disgusting but so so cute. Especially if you imagine OP's puppy as a little sausage dog
Dave_Davington 35
Wee all have nothing but sympathy for your predicament.
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Comments (107)
Killz268 18
pee on the other dog?
Adam5858 17
You should get pay back on the big dog.Piss him off.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It was probably a dog park, usually leashes aren't used there so the dogs can run around and play with others.
mete_orito 34
Or pee on others...
1dvs_bstd 41
he's marked her as his bitch!
subhaan786 19
You and I have a similar thought process haha :)
subhaan786 19
Don't dogs pee on things to show it's their territory? Your dog may literally be the other dogs bitch
cakefete2 31
So what you are saying is that it isn't OP's puppy anymore? I sure hope the big dog takes the puppy out for walks, feeds it good food, and takes it to the vet for checkups.
CrikOgresmasher 19
Someone failed animal biology ~
DArthurVaderian 18
#39 I don't think you're quite grasping the idea behind "Made her his bitch"
heartcanttakeit 25
I'd be upset if that happened to one of my dogs. What did the owner of the bigger dog do?
Brandi_Faith 34
It wasn't like the owner allowed the dog to just pee all over the puppy, it probably just happened really quickly. Or they could've been at the dog park and the dog was off leash and did it before the owner could get there and make it stop. Not the owner's fault in any way.
heartcanttakeit 25
I didn't say it was the owners fault. I was just curious to know if the owner thought it was funny or if they were apologetic.
91hayek 31
Y'all FML dog owners need leashes. Like yesterday.
peepeebandit 16
Gotta love dogs
titandesu 14
at least he understands that if he's in trouble to run to you rather than sprint off into a random direction
beaverteaser 16
well that's a "piss" poor attitude to have....
jellybear28 13
Awww!!! Whayt did the dogs owner do