Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my new puppy to the dog park, proud of my cute little fluff ball. Instead of behaving nicely like the other dogs present, my dog ignored every toy, treat and friendly dog, and ran straight into a pond. He emerged soaked, covered in mud, and proudly dropped a muddy stick at my feet like it was a trophy. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
Oh god that's adorable. Disgusting but so so cute. Especially if you imagine OP's puppy as a little sausage dog
Dave_Davington 35
Wee all have nothing but sympathy for your predicament.
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Comments (107)
boshbish 14
Sounds as though your doggie needs a little confidence boost to become more assertive. you should always monitor interactions/games, setting clear rules and boundaries. i hope you had a word with the owner though
luilu05 5
Lol.
cathrope 10
That's one way to make what's yours.
cynicalsatireman 12
Maybe put your dog on a leash in public.
knoxxx 22
Dogs don't have to be on leashes at parks that allow dogs.
Saraishi 25
Better pee than poo.
hickfromthestick 5
just marking his territory
TechnicallyWrong 12
Look on the bright side, at least the big dog didn't kill your dog.
mylifebitches666 18
That is the most cutest and most disgusting thing I have ever read. OP if you ever want to have a play date my dog does not pee on other dogs.
MaaxxTheRedWolf 5
well he was just marking his territory after all lolziez
TheOfficalJeff 18
Beat the fat dogs ass