Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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jazzy_123 20
hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol
kelsorg 21
blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail
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Comments (73)
bosniangirl27 21
Lol
jazzy_123 20
hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol
Roskosity 22
When I bowl, my thumb gets stuck.
jazzy_123 20
your comment is completely normal but add a picture like that and it sound so mental haha
Demig0d6 14
Plot twist: op's girlfriend is also 3 years old
Preposterous 8
#44, ahhh...no. Just no.
MisterEx 28
#44 - day 32. The subject is showing tendencies for pedophilia. I am going to wait couple more days before taking him down town. How's that for a plot twist?
Nezumi04 20
Alright. I'm just gonna say it: "Niko it your cousin! Let's go bowling!"
superrocket19 17
Bowling is one of the hardest sports. Beginners luck... :)
xNotCreative 13
I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Seriously, I have more precision playing basketball. And that's saying something.
piff7 14
#38, try bowling a game over 200 and not leaving an open a single frame. Which since you seem ignorant enough to not know what an open is it means that you didn't get a strike or a spare
Misskreher 30
Physically, no. Mentally, definitely. I'm on my schools bowling team and it takes a LOT of focus.
ositoakaluis 16
kids can be talented too Op
FMLkoala 28
Hate to be a grammar nazi but I think you mean points not point.
jazzy_123 20
I'm pretty sure OP didn't write it in singular form on purpose.
Foto_1 12
"Many point" is incorrect. Even if OP is trying to imply he only got one point, many means "a large number of" so you'll always be using plural for a word following it.
rocker_chick105 31
Not only is OP's grammar fine, but you are a threadjacker as well. Congrats!
kelsorg 21
blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail
JJ_86 22
Or it could be that the kid just got lucky. My best score in bowling is still the one I got the very first time I rolled.
blackbeltballet 4
Lmao..her brother In law? That means she's married. Sorry son
mellyski 25
#8, His girlfriends sister is married. So the girlfriend has a brother-in-law, not a husband.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Clearly you're not the brightest. How on earth did you get that the girlfriend is married from "brother-in-law"? The name itself implies that he's married to a sibbling of hers..
stiffster 5
facepalm
SmoothPancakes 10
You just went full retard. You should never go full retard.
sirpantselot 22
****! Just upvoted by accident. Undo! Undo!
tylerspraypaints 5
Her brother in law as in their sisters husband You're dumb..sorry son
ihpp 22
don't feel bad OP. I once bowled a 10. you're not alone.
1dvs_bstd 41
she may have a talent for it... who knows?
kingkevin2001 9
Better luck next time! I hope you pin point where your mistakes were.