Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
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Comments (126)
JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
mageepaigeee44 15
I don't know. I talk about tons of weird stuff with my boyfriend. Being curious as to what death feels like doesn't equal wanting to die. I really don't think it's that strange.
negb 30
76 - I agree. Everyone thinks it's emotions changing in a matter of minutes. I'm a diagnosed bipolar and although I sometimes change emotions quickly, usually it's for a couple days and most people are a couple weeks.
wolfgold2 20
Honestly, this sounds like something I'd talk to my girlfriend about, seriously wondering if she wrote this.
hystericsky 11
As someone who has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder: THANK YOU! I hate it when people use it wrong! Especially when they say that weather is bipolar, that bugs me most of all.
jerryj 27
Well, he can want both. Although admittedly, it's difficult to refrain from being a tad judgemental on this one.
AnalSpelunking 19
He sounds...interesting
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I believe a visit with a psychiatrist is a good idea in this situation.
boating_guy 33
Maybe it's just his time of the month
shawnsavage 9
Science has proven that guys have very similar emotional cycles to women and have "periods" of their own believe it or not. I call it the "semicolon"
blackonblight 33
A male's hormonal cycle is 23 days long, as opposed to the female 28 day cycle. So their 'time of the month' is actually more often.
triple666__ 19
uhhhh.
Lebeaugars95 20
thank you for your input
bluucat 17
What?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
GDragonsSwag 21
This is why we can count on you, MisterEx :D
RedPillSucks 33
@20 this is like an old Saturday Night skit with captions for the deaf audience.
bluucat 17
It's not that i have absolutely no idea of OP's post. I'm just so confused by her boyfriend's strange desires.
HarleyJM 7
Kill yourself ****
Godsofdracos 15
Was he a minute man?
thesmeagol 22
thumbs up for the reference lol not the best movie but wasnt terrible
XTheDesertSongX 17
I think he was a five-minute man.
Earths_Venus 25
Well, you will kill him, if he marries you and then leaves you with two kids for some young blonde thing with fake boobs.
World_Burner 13
Because nothing's better than generalizing all men..
xlord 27
SHE SAID IF. It's like me saying I will wear a jacket IF it rains tomorrow. She didn't say all men are like that, just like I didn't say it will rain tomorrow.
World_Burner 13
That's a BS copout and you know it.. but basically you're saying I can make racist and sexist comments as long as I put an "if" in front of it? It's like Christmas!
Jbcblank 4
I have DID and even I am not that random.
Godsofdracos 15
You mean ADD? If not what does DID stand for?
kchris 15
DID is just another acronym for multiple personality disorder.
zarosian 17
Disscoiative identity disorder
QueenofWheels 13
Instead of asking what DID means people just down voted wow
TheAbstract 15
Welcome to FML.
Moonlightring 14
Well damn. I cant begin to explain my confusion on what the hell he's thinking...
cakefete2 31
Yea, but I can probably sum up OP's thoughts with a song lyric, "You're way too suicidal, that's why we'll never work..."
XTheDesertSongX 17
He's probably thinking about marrying OP, fathering her children, and experiencing death.
RedPillSucks 33
He was probably thinking of the Meatloaf song. *So now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive*