Today, I got fired from my flight attendant job because I commented to a colleague how a passenger has the audacity to fly economy while sporting a huge Louis Vuitton duffle bag, and that it must be a replica bag. Apparently she was within earshot and reported me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
Maybe they were flying economy because they'd just dropped a wad on an LV duffel bag. Different people have different priorities, y'know.
stickyface 17
So were you shaming a customer for not spending enough money on a perishable item? Or was it spending too much for a genuine durable good, or buying a cheap fake? Either way, why was it any of your business? All you had to do was be a good cart donkey, and you couldn't manage it.
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Comments (7)
GoogieWithers 25
Maybe it was fake or maybe it was a gift? What right do you have to negatively judge someone's circumstances who is just going about their day?
Zebediabolical 45
Maybe they were flying economy because they'd just dropped a wad on an LV duffel bag. Different people have different priorities, y'know.
stickyface 17
So were you shaming a customer for not spending enough money on a perishable item? Or was it spending too much for a genuine durable good, or buying a cheap fake? Either way, why was it any of your business? All you had to do was be a good cart donkey, and you couldn't manage it.
Ghostrui 31
Splurging on a luxury item doesn't mean a person is made of money. It could also have been a gift or been something they inherited. That or even if they could afford first class it could be they have frugal tendencies preferring to save up for the occasional splurge.
copalolita 17
Why are you talking about passengers like that? I would report you too if you were my flight attendant talking shit about me. The ****. YDI
SAgirl 24
"The customer looks like they can afford it, so why do they not pay us more?" Yeah everyone loves hearing that. You losing your job was your own fault.
DLBL 23
That seems a trivial reason to FIRE a trained flight attendant. Was this maybe the straw the broke the camel's back? Had you had several misbehavings before this?