Today, I'm a counselor at summer camp. I don't know how to tell the 12-year-old girl in my cabin that I can hear porn playing through her headphones. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching porn with no headphones, because my roommate had left for work. He didn’t fill me in that his girlfriend was, one, even over at our place, and two was using the room next to me to teach her third grade class. Yeah. I’m going to get headphones. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Misoranomegami 16
Don't say it's **** but comment that you can hear something. "Hey I can hear the music you're listening too. You should turn it down to a safe level" or "Hey that tv show sounds pretty loud. Can you turn it downa few notches?" It's all about the plausible deniability.
pjsr 33
Why beat around the bush? (see what I did there?). Just say, 'Hey, I can hear that!' She'll likely be embarrassed enough, it won't happen again.
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Misoranomegami 16
Don't say it's **** but comment that you can hear something. "Hey I can hear the music you're listening too. You should turn it down to a safe level" or "Hey that tv show sounds pretty loud. Can you turn it downa few notches?" It's all about the plausible deniability.
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe if you rub one out in front of her, she’ll get the hint.
raven_of_azarath 35
I'm pretty sure if it's happening in a GIRL's cabin, then OP is a girl. Girls can't exactly "rub one out."
azouwa 26
Trust me. Yes we can.
anAmericanGuy50505 6
Pretty sure that's exactly what happens...
RichardPencil 32
Actually, the first time I heard the term, a girl was telling me she was going to do just that. Turns out, I’m pretty good at phone sex.
mimimomomo 5
Except that the OP is probably much older than the 12 year old girl, so your suggestion is a form of sexual abuse....
RichardPencil 32
mimimomomo, My suggestion is clearly absurd. You need to lighten up.
pjsr 33
Why beat around the bush? (see what I did there?). Just say, 'Hey, I can hear that!' She'll likely be embarrassed enough, it won't happen again.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
How about "Hey I can hear that you're watching ****..."
Elijahboi86 2
Lol
gobiteme2 34
It works really well if you move your lips, sounds will come out just for them into words.
Lalala579121 28
I tried that, the only sounds that came out were of me opening and closing my mouth. Help?
jfsiv 17
It's called being the responsible adult. It's What you were hired for.
marthamydear23 9
Jesus. just tell her. You're supposed to be in charge and that's not appropriate
hunterseal 18
Take her devices away, call her parents
GhostFox 34
Oh, yeah, that will have a lasting effect aside from making her resent adults. Did it occur to you that if she's watching **** it COULD be because her parents aren't exactly stellar examples of humanity? If she's only watching it, then it isn't going to do her any major damage unless her life is so devoid of meaningful input from other people that she develops an addiction.
Ric Gray 10
its nice to blame the parents, but, has it occurred to you that she just might be a sexual deviant? sometimes things aren't as deep rooted as you assume theyvare... just saying
Chinaski76 15
In the US, at least, it is illegal for minors to view or be in possession of pornography. By not putting a stop to this, either by confiscating the device or telling a superior or the girl's parents, OP could be opening herself and the camp to legal or liability issues, not to mention complaints from the parents of other children who might also be hearing or seeing it. And while there may be nothing necessarily harmful in the girl watching **** (it could just be innocent curiosity), aggressive or unusual preoccupation with sex/pornography at that age could be an indicator of abuse or that the child is being groomed. OP either needs to find a tactful way to talk to the girl or being this to the attention of a superior in the camp. At the very least, it is highly inappropriate.
SteelSoul5 9
Wow shocking
Lobby_Bee 18
To be fair, **** sometimes do make good comedies.