Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I learned that bunnies mark for territory. And when I say mark, they do a 360 no scope piss and spray everything all over the walls. The smell is horrendous. FML
Today, my father taught my son to pee on the trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Pee on him right back. That'll show who's boss.
Yulia_fml 0
It's not his fault if everyone's always telling kids to apply what they learn in school.
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Comments (104)
babybubz 0
who are you to judge? do you know how old his son is? do you have kids? NO ..you don't even have sex. so do yourself a favour and save your comments for 'high school' subjects.
babybubz 0
LOL ..it's cute in a gross way. it can't be THAT much pee. I'd rather him do that than smear poo everywhere...
Cupcaken 0
If he learned about it at school he's old enough. Read the post before saying shit.
fogrunner 13
YDI for breeding. :)
z3r0nline 0
hahaha that's hilarious
javakrypt 0
Good on him, praise him a little bit for learning and paying attention. FYL though hahaha
Daggertrout 6
Rub his nose in it.
mmmazingmary 0
haha so funny :) follow me on Twitter.com/mmmazingmary
Jenny_genie 3
piss around him when hes sleeping. now he can't move XD
angrynegro7 16
Treat him the way most people treat their pets when they piss on the floor... Stick his face in it and hit him with a rolled up newspaper at the same time!