Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, I drug tested my son for weed. He purposely filled the cup up to the top out of spite and I got piss all over my hands. Oh, and he failed. FML
Today, I found out what my son has been celebrating. Apparently, his boss caught him smoking weed and fired him, then had a massive stroke and now has the IQ of a potato, so my son just kept turning up to work since his boss hadn’t had the time to tell anyone he was fired, or to fill out any paperwork. My son is scum. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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Top comments
mpkpm 19
I'll sell him some coke...$100..... Does he like diet or regular?
cats400 16
You need to teach him the difference
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Comments (78)
Jkjklkl 14
Look on the bright side - he weeded your lawn!
SnowFangedBeauty 19
How has he survived this long?
sacrosanct2 23
you raised him
raspution 21
we can tell u have a lot of experience raising kids. how many do you have? 0000
Futacy 30
At least you know your son doesn't have much experiance with drugs. I guess that's a good thing. Then again, if he's really just that stupid, it's almost like he's constantly under the influence of alcohol.
greeneyebeauty9 28
it's really not that hard to spell experience.
Futacy 30
I know, I know. Typographical error, that's all.
cheflife 7
Maybe he saw it as a great business opportunity? It's nothing but profit!
OBTrice 15
Lol ydi is at 420
mcomedyman94 15
The funny thing is he probably knows the difference, and you are just a stupid, gullible parent.
lux0rd 18
As fun as tricking your parents may be would you really go as far as to risk being arrested to do so?
glabberfasted 16
46 - I doubt you would get arrested for trying to sell lawn weeds...
grapefruit_hd 7
Agree
Zebediabolical 45
If you're presenting it as a drug, most states will arrest you for it, regardless of what's in the bag. Baking soda packaged as a gram of coke? You get in trouble for selling coke. Weeds packaged and presented as reefer? You get in trouble for selling reefer. It's not what's in the bag that matters. It's your intent.
SMM0007 12
You either have a really stupid son, or a genius one since he was able to pass it off as real to the druggies. Nice username too.
glabberfasted 16
Also by their username, you are an idiot, #29.