Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
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Wizardo 34
Well in her defence, these charity organisation names are sounding like malicious and/or terrorist organisations, I mean UNICEF, WWF, PETA! Wake up people...
dingostacy 14
Imagine what happens to the Jehovah's witnesses....
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Comments (79)
cats400 16
Time to be put in a home
Kamon97 23
Or an institution
barakados 11
Or a chariry
candisweets 10
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Actually it is trespassing! If she didn't want them there it's her right and she can do as she pleases! Here in Texas that's what we do.
MidnaLink 35
So… having a valid reason to be on another's property is actually considered trespassing in Texas. If that's how it works in your state, then I'll gladly keep my distance!
alycion 39
If signs are posted, it is considered in most states. People don't like solicitation for a reason. It's bothersome. I donate plenty to a non profit. It doesn't mean I want one at my door begging for money. I research before I donate so I know that the money is going where it should. Still no reason to pull a gun.
BubbleGrunge 18
45- You make a valid point, however it's quit terrifying that people can't simple ask people to leave instead of resorting to violence.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't understand why 1 is getting down voted. If she is old and possibly senile, and is pulling guns on people and possibly being violent than yes, it may be time to put her in a home. She may also need to see a doctor if this is a regular occurrence or if she is violent towards herself or others.
Wizardo 34
Well in her defence, these charity organisation names are sounding like malicious and/or terrorist organisations, I mean UNICEF, WWF, PETA! Wake up people...
silverstream20 20
Forgive my ignorance but how on earth are those organizations even spoken in the same sentence as terrorist? I mean seriously. Sure some of them just take donations to give their CEO's bonuses. But some of the work is in fact a good cause. Therefore I'd be careful to make any comparisons like that.
prototypesnipe 4
sarcasm is not for everyone huh?
Han1156 23
37 the joke Your head
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#37 I disagree about PETA. They don't really help any animals. Do some research on that organization.
Xeebar 28
Ah old people. You gotta love their crazy antics.
brivielle 15
Kudos to gangster grandma!!!
nomtard 16
She must be fun at parties.
barakados 11
She'd probably stand by the door and threaten people who walk by for "trespassing" by listening to the music.
8313girl 28
I'd party with her. She sounds like she'd be an awesome bodyguard. I know I'd be safe at the end of the night.
grapefruit_hd 7
Or she might shoot you for trespassing by getting too close to her
dingostacy 14
Imagine what happens to the Jehovah's witnesses....
cakefete2 31
-"Have you heard the good news of Jehovah?" -"Would you like to meet him?"
the_real_dvd 21
Only had guns pulled on me when I chanced upon a group of men loading up a trunk full of marijuana in the middle of nowhere in central Indiana. In their defense, they were fairly pleasant when they asked us to leave, but the guns spoke louder than they did.
Donat96 20
I wonder how many Mormons she must have scared off already.
igive 29
Grandma don't take no shit! Grandma needs her gat!
91hayek 31
and with that Icky Thump started playing in my head. Thank you.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
So I'm guessing she was going to donate bullets.
alicealiveordead 13
trespassers will be shot survivors will be shot again
wysegirl 24
So true
AJlatour 9
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Oh look you can quote from what you saw in a game hahaha.
icnburbbygrl 23
She must've been pissed because bingo was cancelled...again