Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
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Top comments
PiinkVanilla 15
Well, as someone who appreciates boobs, I think her chances of getting that job may be higher than yours.
imaxmain 24
OP needs to follow up on whether they got the job or not
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Comments (162)
Garrett2818 21
Your sister a hoe!!! Can I have her number :p
winchestinalock 21
Don't people ever lock their doors these days?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Not that many people have locks on doors that aren't the bathroom.
gemstone586 12
apparently not. there's sure a lot of fml's about it... if my door didn't have a lock I'd be fixing that shit...
JBChristian 47
#15, Don't people ever knock these days?
winchestinalock 21
#80 no, they don't, that's why they have locks, atleast where I live #22 didn't know that!
thewife5 19
Do you really feel the need to lock the door behind you at all times? Sad. Don't people respect peoples privacy and personal space anymore? I don't lick any door and would never worry about something like this happening.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Our house has locks on exterior doors, bathrooms, and the master bedroom. none of the other bedroom doors have locks on them. There weren't locks on any of the bedrooms of the 3 houses I lived in growing up.
The_Schiphtur 7
I tend not to lick doors as well... But I do lock them when it could matter :)
Chibi_Kitten 24
Nah..parents made sure the house I'm in has no locks on my door..I tell you..the lock was invented for a good reason
World_Burner 13
Is licking doors the new trend? Hopefully y'all sanitize that shit first rofl
Nicole1225 14
No door with locks? That's kinda weird to me, considering where I live EVERY door of EVERY house has a lock. Even my walk in closet has a lock. Maybe it depends on the place?
MzZombicidal 36
I really hope the man interviewing you didn't take her reaction as something you would do and let it affect his opinion on you. I also sincerely hope your sister gets her shit together.
CoGhostRider 31
I would have hired you on the spot
Kooppliii 8
So did you get the job?
kaytasha 18
Your sister certainly has an interesting aspect to her personality. It shows she is fun and unabashedly impulsive. Besides family diversity is also something employers look for in potential employees, so turn that to your advantage!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Flashing total strangers is not what I'd call fun, but lacking of self-respect and immature, not exactly the type of qualities a serious employer could be looking for. Besides, I wonder also where you get this idea that an employer could be looking for diversity in a candidate's family. Legally, they are not even allowed to ask any family related questions. I think you confuse with diversity in the candidate's professional background.
MrConcise 35
This thread is just...the ****?
foxwasalamb 24
maybe she gave you the advantage. just pimp your sister out. duh. (for everyone who has a hard time with sarcasm, this was sarcasm)
mermaidsfart 4
I hope he ignored what your sister did and gave you the job! :) Does she do that to every guy she feels attracted to?
lilypearl 11
How old is your sister ?!
seafloam 9
HIRED