Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It's not all doom and gloom
Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Trustworthy
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
They adopted you
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Bye bye Tiddles
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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imaxmain 24
Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.
markcallanan_ 20
That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.
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imaxmain 24
Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.
iLike2Teabag 27
The first step to becoming a crazy cat lady.
wolfgold2 20
I still think that sounds like the best thing since tummy rubs.
urdirtyolduncle 15
He got caught with his bitch sleepin over
DFizzlio 10
Nope. She now has roughly 7 or 8 cats now xD
Marlee141717 9
Uh oh. I hope its healthy. Maybe you can keep it?
nellbell414 13
FREE CAT!!!!
brianlarkin 7
Yeah but she should probably get it's health checked out at the vet first
markcallanan_ 20
That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.
91hayek 31
I once moved into a place and a black cat just came in through the patio and walked around like it owned the place. It never begged for food or affection it'd just come in, cross the living room and go sleep in the kitchen on the cold tiles. It never acknowledged me or any of my housemates. We later found out it was from two houses down that had a pair of toddlers that would play with it endlessly. I guess it just needed a break.
fsomelife 26
I could've sworn I've read this somewhere...
emmachristine 14
Same, but it was a dog, not a cat
zebrainthenight 13
I think remember that story... Glad I'm not going crazy Once a cat walked in through our back door and followed us around the house so we fed it and it's been here since.
J215B 33
Looks to me like you're going to have a lot more on the way very soon.
equitationbound 22
#5- even if the two cats are of opposite sex, most people spay/neuter. Not all, but most. If the other cat is a stray, who knows if it's fixed, but OP's cat may be.
Enslaved 38
Maybe the OP can tell if the cat is already fixed by looking at the animals' ear. Some places, like the Humane Society, clip a huge chunk of the cat's left ear off when the females gets spayed. It's so that people can know by glance if that stray cat has already been fixed. I can somewhat understand why it's done but still think it's cruel. I made sure that my vet didn't do it to my cats since they're indoor. Thank goodness I spoke up because it would have been done without even telling me about it beforehand.
Gittoh 21
my cat also suddenly came home with the neighbours cat, they go for walks together and I'm pretty sure that they are either best bros or gay haha. both males and castrated and my cat is named Madonna haha (got a girl who suddenly grew a junk but already responded to his name lol) animal couples are the cutest!!
Enslaved 38
Same thing happen to me. The cat in my picture is named "Star". I also thought he was a she, then he grew cojones.
evil_kitty1903 7
omg clipping a chunk out that's hideous most vets I know tattoo the inside of the left ear
littlekellilee 45
My cat has a tattoo and microchip for identification. She was spayed by the Humane Society but her ears are in tact. I've never seen that before, I hope its just a local thing.
Enslaved 38
#65 Cats getting their ears clipped is very common when they get spayed. It's to let people know the cat is already fixed so that they don't bring them in for that same procedure. I think it didn't happen to your cat ONLY because of that microchip you had placed in her. The tattoo lets people know your cat has that chip and most likely fixed.
kmccain 27
I've never seen that done to a cat. Even the one my parents got from the humane society.
sierrajo09 24
they do it in ohio at some places because some people take strays in and then release them back to where they were (obviously after they heal). so they clip their ears to show that they are fixed. I do not like the fact they do it, but they do fix them to help make the population of animals go down and so people know especially when they take them to the vet that they are indeed fixed.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've also never heard of that being done, but I would assume that the cat is put under anaesthesia (probably during the same operation). Assuming that the cat is given painkillers/the wound is cleaned, it probably wouldn't be in much pain. And that's an extremely easy way to tell if a cat is fixed. Although it's not ideal, it's better than someone wasting time trapping and taking a cat in to the vet that's already been fixed, when one that hasn't been could have been taken in for the operation instead.
strawberrywine22 30
Well, now you have two!
MandyMeow_fml 18
You have been cat-chosen.. It's a great honor enjoy your new cat.
anniesje 11
Two cats are better than one!
hxnnxh 14
But one dog is better than two cats!:)
QueenofWheels 13
a fish is better than both
Godsofdracos 15
Robot zombie pet ಠ_ಠ
brand125 17
but if they're snuggling on the couch together already then thats sooo cute and means the other cat could fit in your household well! (normally cats dont get along that well with each other right away)
Adam5858 17
How do you not realise straight away!!
brand125 17
she kind of did, you just read into the ops wording too much.
blondeambition1 4
yeah seems like an "aww how cu... wait a minute where'd you come from" moment
askullnamedbilly 33
Hope you spayed/neutered your cat. If it's a stray and doesn't already belong to someone else, you could think about adopting it - it apparently gets along very well with your cat.
dreamweaver1227 11
My cats constantly fight, too. Female is 16 and a male that is 4. They are wonderful when they are apart, though.