Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
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Top comments
PiinkVanilla 15
Well, as someone who appreciates boobs, I think her chances of getting that job may be higher than yours.
imaxmain 24
OP needs to follow up on whether they got the job or not
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Comments (162)
Shortay92 10
Did you get the job?
selfsabotage 4
question 1. Did your sister know you were conducting an interview? ( its sounds like no but clarification is wanted) question 2. If the answer is no (see previous question) then does that mean your sister just thought you were talking to a hot guy just because maybe he's your friend or some guy you're interested in? (if answered yes your sister's a jerk)
cina5 19
Hope you get the job
notallthere 2
Did you at least get the job??
Fas4wd 13
Your sisters a slag.
BreathingClover 19
We should video chat some time.. trololol
Omniprism 15
I kind of have to say this is partly your fault why didn't you tell your family you were doing the interview and to leave you alone. Funny what your sister did though. I'm curious how he reacted. Good luck.
russfml 31
I don't think someone should have to worry about a family member flashing anyone through webcam unless that's normal in your family lol
Chezzlova 5
Well, your sister seems to be quite the character.
sarahthevile 7
can I say sluuuuuut? but if you get the job thumbs up to you.
Tawnkat 13
So... do you know yet if you got the job? hehe