Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
Show some empathy
Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Classic stereotype?
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Strong bond
Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.
galghs 10
Give him back to Canada.
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Comments (216)
live2loveurself 11
Why is this an FML? It's horrible that he got arrested!
honeymoonroyale 20
So done with JB... Makes me sick just looking at what he is now. Miss when he was just famous on YouTube.
bubblyhayley 16
you would think after paul walker died driving too fast when the driver was sober, he would realise that doing it drunk and on drugs is not very smart....
Kateyez_26 13
R.I.P Paul walker
Meld86 12
Why do little girls still like him? He's a douchekabob slob
stargirl_95 24
I will never understand the fans who worship him even after all the bullshit he's pulled. I used to feel bad for the kid back when everyone kept bullying him because let's be honest, he isn't much worse than most of the mainstream garbage you hear these days and a lot of the jokes were uncalled for. But as he's continued on his downward spiral of douchebaggery I think that we can all agree that this boy is out of control and it's difficult to feel even a little bit of sympathy towards him.
stargirl_95 24
And I suppose that R Kelly likes to piss on 14 year old girls yet he still has fans...
jeepers_1 21
The difference is that MJ and Elvis were actually good musicians, who didn't need auto tune to still end up sounding like whiny 13 year old girl, who think that their "bf" was the most important thing in the world. The quality of the music is what matters.
interesting33 37
Bieber CAN sing. Autotune sucks though but the guy has talent. Talent should not excuse your actions though.
fantasyworld 39
Fame has made him a brat.
Tymaster5 22
We need to capture him where ever he is and ship him off earth to the sun.
kmartFTW 12
Send her to Canada!!
bahamut357 16
No no no no NO. We don't want her back. Send him to the Sahara desert, the arctic, Antarctica. Anywhere but Canada.
beelee1988 13
I vote the desert. Don't punish the penguins and polar bears.
abnormalbird 11
Yeah but what about those innocent snakes and camels?
Xotoolyxo 16
Why do people cry over him? He's purposefully ruining his name for himself, plus he looks like Miley Cyrus....
bahamut357 16
Or is it Miley that looks like him? OOoooooo~~~~
mockingjay12_fml 5
im sad for him , I'm a belieber but I know he's going poorly finish...
bun_key0_1 20
How old is she
beelee1988 13
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