Estee1024
San Luis Obispo, United States
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DanTheMan
Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
nonbelieber
Keenesburg, United States
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
Anonymous
Eagle Mountain, United States
Show some empathy
Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Montgomery Village, United States
Classic stereotype?
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
464424
Dayton, United States
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
you’re still a bad mom!
Strong bond
Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.
galghs 10
Give him back to Canada.
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Comments (216)
midnightm16 24
I was never a fan of Justin but I USED to respect him and his music. Now he's just a total dick and I can't stand the whiny kid.
Blueeyesxx 9
I knew he wouldn't stay the "good innocent guy" for long as he got older. I found this hilarious when I heard it on the news.. No offence Bieber fans, but I thought it was funny xD
Kateyez_26 13
Miley looks like Justin without makeup
jcrow_24 2
Neither can i ... of laughter XD
Simplybieber18 5
Justin Bieber is freaking amazing and talented. Screw the haters. He's amazing
britishbums 8
Omg yeah I know right like I just love the fact that he spits on his fans and threatens to kick people asses even though he'd probably get his ass kicked! Omg he's totes amazing xx
wopchop12 8
#177 I honestly don't even know what to say either than, I have lost faith in you young child, but it may be restored if you SHUT THE **** UP! If I were to do half of the stuff he did, would anyone feel sorry for me? No, they would be happy that a teenager got caught racing while high & drunk, and everyone would want me in jail, but since it's this disrespectful ass wipe, people feel sorry for him. If he killed someone because he was driving high, would you tell the family of the dead person not to be angry at him? Honestly girl, you need to check who you are following as a role model and change, or you won't get anywhere on life.
an3ph 20
You can make her feel better by giggling uncontrollably.
AliceLockehart 18
It's cause it's FML's 5th birthday :)
zandalee 20
Happy birthday FML!! This site is my absolute favourite! Well done! Xxxxxxx
Neopopulas 9
Imagine how she'll feel when she learns he's being deported.
GLaDOS8899 14
Miley Cyrus did nothing wrong, sure she twerked and all that shit, but did she do drugs and drag race? No, she didn't. In fact, she had growing talent while Justine Beaver was a douchebag and hated on. Miley seems terrible now, but she's following her own path while Justine is just being a complete asshole. (Oh and before you say 'You spelled Justin wrong!' Justine is a female name. :P)