Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I'm stuck in a nightmare where one of my young twins is fixated on spending as much time with her sibling as possible, while the other one is a complete introvert who wants her sister to leave her alone as much as possible. Either way, someone is upset and crying, mostly me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, my mother woke up again in a bad mood due to the quarantine and went off on how us siblings complain about each other all the time. Truth is, she's the one complaining non stop about whichever sibling is not in the room. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
I'm glad you're not my sibling. F your sister's life.
Anderling 33
Do they ration compassion in your household?
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Anderling 33
Do they ration compassion in your household?
Hangryko 32
I'm glad you're not my sibling. F your sister's life.
Sonotsuave 37
That’s a pretty selfish approach. Have some empathy for your own sister, like damn. Not everything is about you and how you feel. How about consider what she’s going through and being a support system for her at a difficult time in her life instead of only thinking about how it affects you.