Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
Show some empathy
Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Classic stereotype?
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Strong bond
Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.
galghs 10
Give him back to Canada.
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cnparks1990 9
sacrifice! sacrifice! 0||||||||||||< O / /------- l l /
SILVERSTAR_6 17
There's a clip online of msnbc where the host interrupted a congresswoman during her interview on the NSA spying scandal to report "breaking news" from Miami to report that Justin briber was arrested -_- this country has priority issues
snugglesMcGee199 23
The public and media have priority issues.
TallMist 32
Bieber got arrested and may be deported to Canada... That's quite huge.
britishbums 8
He's such an idiot I use to like him back in like 2010 then I realized he was a douche who spits on fans does drugs threaten to "beat the ****" out of someone I hope he gets his pretty face beat up in jail
kingbrizo 24
dont worry OP, i cried too. tears of joy :D wouldnt it be a shame if, oh i dunno, he got raped? rape happens for a reason -.-
chickenman12312 12
I hope he drops the soap in prison.
cristina429 4
Most Justin Bieber fans : omg dont blame justin it was the media making him feel bad they made him street race high and drunk
Kateyez_26 13
Actually I'm pretty sure Miley does drugs too...she may not be racing ppl but I dnt doubt she does drugs
itsraquelponce 3
he deserves it. now america and canada dont want him
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
and no way the ******* fag bailed himself out #fuckjb
michaeljackson69 6
I think it's stupid that he even smiled in his mug shot. Does he not realize that while he was driving under the influence he could've crashed into another car, he could've killed a family. He didn't thank God, but in all reality he could've. Ok soo think about it, a family whose child or mom or dad or brother or sister has been killed in a drunk driving accident are watching the news and see that Bieber has been arrested for drag racing and a DUI, do you think they'd feel even a lil ok when they found out he got out a day later, not even a full day just a couple hours. And it's not because I'm a "hater" or because he's stupid, which cmon he is. It's because when the potential for him to take the life of someone is that high and he doesn't even really have to think about it, it makes it obvious hell probably just go out and do it again. That's the problem with our countries shit like this
fantasyworld 39
He was smiling because he knew he was going to get away with it, which he did.