Estee1024
San Luis Obispo, United States
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DanTheMan
Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
nonbelieber
Keenesburg, United States
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
Anonymous
Eagle Mountain, United States
Show some empathy
Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Montgomery Village, United States
Classic stereotype?
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
464424
Dayton, United States
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
you’re still a bad mom!
Strong bond
Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Top comments
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.
galghs 10
Give him back to Canada.
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Comments (216)
koreamaniac101 7
Die
koreamaniac101 7
Fûćk fúçk you all!!!
TheCrispyCat 20
Tell her that Justin Bieber is a horrible excuse for a human being.
Chris93Jones 20
play "celebrate" by that one band
buttcramp 21
what irritates me is since he's a young, pretty, white boy people feel sorry for him. of he was a black, young rapper, everyone would be like "throw his punk ass in jail!" it's sad, really.
teagstew17 8
The ****** deserved it. Three guys, one of them being a friend of mine, died this summer because of drunk driving. I hope the bastard goes to jail and gets shanked.
mattyiscool123 26
That's a little much don't you think?
wopchop12 8
He could've killed some one not only for drinking and driving, but driving high, and technically not even driving, he was racing. So no, it's not too much
squarecircles 13
After he finishes doing time, watch him come out with a rap album.
britishbums 8
"First name justin last name Bieber all you little bitches got my fever"
MyUsernameIsBest 11
My father(a Border Patrol agent) was excited to hear about his arrest, because if he is found guilty of taking narcotics we can deport him. XD
whodat32 4
90% of his fans don't event know what a D.U.I even is
fantasyworld 39
On Twitter people kept saying that D.U.I meant drinking under the influence.
Jaaared_ 15
Why does everything say 5ML?