Estee1024
San Luis Obispo, United States
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DanTheMan
Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
nonbelieber
Keenesburg, United States
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
Anonymous
Eagle Mountain, United States
Show some empathy
Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Montgomery Village, United States
Classic stereotype?
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
464424
Dayton, United States
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
you’re still a bad mom!
Strong bond
Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Top comments
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.
galghs 10
Give him back to Canada.
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TXFernwoods 26
Somebody said something about it being FML's 5th birthday so I think that's what they're doing.
Fuaaad1994 31
His fans saying it's just a DUI need to take a step in reality. DUI is illegal for a reason. Many innocent people die from this and he deserves what he gets.
sporteeholmes01 15
Exactly!!! If they were older and maybe his irresponsibility had killed one of their loved ones, they surely wouldn't be saying the things they are now!
Fuaaad1994 31
My mind read it as 5am
DestinyNiya 33
i saw 5ML, and I was like, 5ML whaaaat? vodka? whiskey?
jellybeens_fml 16
Fml's 5th birthday
buckdharma 38
If he winds up in jail, he'll have to learn how to swallow instead of spitting.
interesting33 37
This is why I think it would not be good to have him in a prison - if there really are such abuses and rapes then people should be protected. If Bieber is more vulnerable because of his status or whatever then he should be protected whilst in custody.
maximus_prime 24
I wonder if it is a male or female jail where the sentence would be served.
wopchop12 8
#146 I hate people who think like this. Prisons keep pedophiles and rapists protected from other inmates, so they don't get raped and abused, the way they did to others,and that's ******* bullshit! They committed a crime and should pay the price without any special treatment. Same goes for him. What? cuz he's famous he should get special treatment? **** that. Send them with the regular inmates, maybe it'll teach that jackass not to get high and drive
loganHchrist 9
Who? :)
beelee1988 13
I wish I could genuinely ask that question.
olpally 33
Good, I hope a nice prison mate named bubba makes him cry even more then your sister. Your sister needs to look for a better role model.
Ashter 20
I think I read an article about that, something about how his lawyer got the judge to see them right away and he got out without spending even a night in jail. The bail was supposedly the lowest amount they could set too. All the attention he's getting? It's like a pat on the back for committing a crime. Lets just hope he doesn't kill anyone next time...
Ziggy122 15
Oh, but he can't help it! He's young and he makes mistakes! He's only human! Drag racing drunk and high is just part of growing up, right? Sometimes I'm not sure what's worse, Bieber or his cult-like prepubescent followers who think he's perfect in every way and can do no wrong.
davek 36
Arrested for gross crimes against music?