Estee1024
San Luis Obispo, United States
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DanTheMan
Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
nonbelieber
Keenesburg, United States
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
Anonymous
Eagle Mountain, United States
Show some empathy
Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Montgomery Village, United States
Classic stereotype?
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
464424
Dayton, United States
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
you’re still a bad mom!
Strong bond
Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Top comments
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.
galghs 10
Give him back to Canada.
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Comments (216)
JMichael 26
Good. The little shit needed to get a wake up call.
sadsociety101 3
I cried as well. People can't admit that they've destroyed Justin society has. He was diagnosed with depression over 5 months ago and has tried to OD. He honestly needs to get help. People want Justin to own up to his mistakes which he did, but they can't own to harassing and bullying him so much since 2009 that he's tired and broke from it all. If he ever does vomit suicide there will be mass suicide all around the world. Those 48 million + fans of his over half are alive because of him.
sanecatlady 13
I couldn't care less. I never even understood why other girls were freaking out in their shrill, screechy voices over NKOTB in the 90's when I was a teen. The only thing that I find upsetting is the way Americans "blame Canada" for his antics. As if so many "celebrities" from the states are never beyond obnoxious.
smokecloud_ 37
Now I can't stop Kyle's mom singing Blame Canada! from playing in my head. Thanks.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Oh gawd your sister wasnt one of those girls who believed the "cut4bieber" prank and tried to join in, was she?
rockhead1270 5
He don't even have hair on his balls yet. Give him to Canada.
tj4234 36
What a tool he is (probably a spanner or something along those lines). He should have been locked up for that. Smoking weed? Fair enough, it's not harming anyone. Drinking alcohol? It'd only be harming himself. But doing both together, taking prescription meds and then drag racing a hire car down a street where there were innocent bystanders? He should be ashamed of himself. What a lunatic > . >.
DorklyComicFan 8
I'm crying too... tears of joy, that is!
over9000skittles 15
Happy birthday, FML!
worldclassrager 41
Get his fun in before his retirement? Still not a good role model anymore...
ileenefudge 29
Never was a good role model. He has no talent. He just managed to get lucky because good music is fading away. Seems almost anyone can become famous with a little work now. He's just a spoilt ass canoe who needs to be sent back to Canada because he clearly doesn't respect our laws in the US. You would think Usher would have more common sense when looking to make someone else famous. The person should have talent. Usher definitely made a mistake with this ass pineapple.
bahamut357 16
Even if he still makes his crap music here in canada, what makes you think he'll obey the laws here if he's still "famous"?
Neopopulas 9
I hear he might get deported. He was charged, i hear, with a felony. A felony invalidates his work visa, which means he can't stay in the states anymore.
Kateyez_26 13
Justin bieber is a ******* idiot! He's old enough to know the difference between right and wrong and chooses to make/do stupid choices and decisions. He needs to grow up and maybe this will be a wake up call for him hopefully. I dnt feel sorry for him at all. He does it to himself!