Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not a Bio major
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
what the fuck
Northolt, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Anonymous
Randers, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
sopheeah
Melbourne, Australia
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wild allegation
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
turning red
United States
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
anotherdayfml
Strong incel vibes
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Jordan
Wahroonga, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds more like a fetish…
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Top comments
velvel 7
well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.
knights95 9
Fail
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knights95 9
Fail
kendallhi 9
they can do nothing but help
whiteboy7thst 2
Does he also staple condoms together for "double the protection"
eminemchick 19
creative and thoughtful comment, 1! i applaud your efforts!
enonymous 9
Serious question time... I had cyber sex on a webcam with my gf... she did not have protection or antivirus installed... should she and I get tested?
cgchamp89 7
Stapling them would put holes in them. Am I missing a reference here?
Lil_Red777 21
#40 yeah you are lol OP's boyfriend took birth control for extra protection even though it won't do anything for him that's why they made the joke about stapling condoms together
Trupe 3
26 - You're supposed to glue the condoms together not staple them....like duh.
shrinkydinks 0
they are making a joke;) saying that stapling the condoms together would be dumb...same as a man taking birth control.
cgchamp89 7
Oh... lol fail on my part
DerrickRoseFan 0
26-I do that! you can never be to protective! just kidding but that guy probably does do that
DerrickRoseFan 0
36-he's a anus!! ummm....I meant genius DAMN Autocorrect!it seems like this always happens to me
chocolemonade 6
you don't glue the condoms together, you glue them to the penis. Duh! Nuthin gettin through there!
airforce987 20
#1 your pic goes with your comment
ohmywows 0
and you didn't notice...?
grantyboi 0
97 I was about to say the same thing xD
cgchamp89 7
lol because they suck or because they're bankrupt? Or both?
Consequences 0
Idiots say fail like that.
knights95 9
97 I'll give you that one
xBangOut 4
I don't think your bf is ready for sex, make him wait until he goes through his puberty
urdirtyolduncle 15
39-- Just a brain.. not a reference.
cgchamp89 7
touché.
ImmortalKratos 0
has he started growing boobies yet?
iEatGuppies 0
oh gosh. I hope he doesn't breed. OH WAIT he won't, he's on the pill.
nyssx 0
haha what a keeperr . you wont have to worry about havin babiies (: and cant just use regular glue . get that rubber cement shiit .
theaws0m3guy 4
Guys! You all know this.....safety's first!!
babyyninjas 1
40 you got that trojan virus :( I'm sorry to inform you
DeathMaple 3
That it does
no65438 0
I would laugh if you got pregnant anywayy! :)
Fmlfylydiopp 2
no you're just stupid.
ooitastic 0
maybe OP needs to wear a condom to be extra safe
krista2009 0
guys aren't supposed to take birth control duh it's for girls only. are ya dumb
krista2009 0
that was meant for the first reply lol
ohmywows 0
people, how does OP not notice that her birth control has been disappearing? if y'all knew how birth control worked you would understand..
imanillawafr 4
yes.
leader0011 5
only in america!
jillianmathers12 13
doesn't every boyfriend do that?
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
I just had a wet dream about Megan Fox, and I'm thinking I should meet this chick and makes sure she wants to keep the baby.
luke8113 0
haha ur retarted thats the point
dolphincheddar 10
this guy must have been dropped on his head several times as a child after his crack-addicted alcoholic mother gave birth to him
ginaatheging 3
since hes already on the pill maybe you should start wearing condoms too, for extra extra protection ;)
nabila21 0
ARE U ******* KIDDING ME??? Hes just a little dumb read the FML dude
nabila21 0
That was for -256
alexiiiiis09 0
hahah WTF. sounds like a keeper
whybother8 0
maybe he will start growing boobs
gabstahhh 8
You can never be too sure I guess...
carolv22 0
sounds like a dumbass.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
aww!! that's so stupidly cute!
dolphincheddar 10
I kinda wanna do that. being male if I had boobs I would play with them like a child plays with.. bean bags
similies06 0
You all are idiots, I hope you know that they have a male contraceptive in pill form as well and him being safe makes him more of a man for taking those precautions. Grow up.
olii_fml 0
Well according to the FML, OP's boyfriend had been taking HER birth control pills. Please read before you comment next time :)
mrwelsh3 0
he never specified which he was saying, he just said there is a male form of bc.
daBeast155 0
sounds like something Kelso would do
twiride 12
163 I cannot believe how true that is! genius I tell you(:
MarkIsBored 0
163, you've made my day with that fantastic 70's show reference.
littlericht 3
If that's you in the picture then wow!!!! u r like amazing! I actualy got excited in my pants! what a beauty! :P
velvel 7
well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.
MrSassypants 34
Einstein's father took birth control pills. O_o
MrSassypants 34
I wish I can delete comments. That one I said was pretty stupid when I look back on it.
Garyy_fml 11
I thumbed it up anyway.
MrSassypants 34
83 don't mean to be rude but guessing from your profile your thumb's up is not a good thing.
zgomon 10
I'd have to say no, it is not that great that he did. bright side? your on his better side. lol
A7X_LoVeee 10
83 - You can't kill Charlie Sheen. He's a warlock.
BaconDave 12
Actually guessing by 83's profile, he seems pretty awesome.
Jorcar 8
A Vaican Assassin Warlock to be exact.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
if Charlie Sheen dies he will become a FOOL!
22cute 17
OMG what an idiot! who knows what those hormones will do to him. Plus you will be missing some!
Lostdonut 3
I thought Charlie Sheen was a Troll hunter? :)
The_Moustache 6
73- Is your name supposed to be Mr.Sassypants or Mrs.Assypants?
MrSassypants 34
203 I thought putting it in my profile would help. Guess not.
bonnie_vb8 5
i like ur beard
TheChicanoGuy 0
is that a taking rat?!? holy shit :O
The_Moustache 6
227- Yeah...I wasn't thinking to check...
seeunexttuesdays 6
LOL 82 I almost peed myself reading both your comments (mainly the second) HAHA
Ifeelyou 0
FIRST
oocarmelgirl0807 0
Agreed
RyanMacVey 17
the awkward moment when some douche comments FIRST and hes not first... infact hes not even 2nd or 3rd :L
TakoulyaX 0
In this case, 4th.
illegalsarcasm 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You need to dump that idiot!
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
no, he needs to help her eat them
kayhjj 5
We need to dump your comment.
katieklein 0
Wow. Hes stupid!
similies06 0
no you and the 11 people that liked you and everyone else saying he is stupid are stupid...men can take birth control they do have a male version in pill form.
wolfshadow 4
148 you're the stupid one. He's been taking HER birth control. Not male pills. Read the FML before you call someone stupid when they're in the right.
baby610 4
similies06 you're the dumb one haha ohh what has this world come to?! haha.
footballfreak65 6
idiot bf
SoccerBitch113 0
Yes he is haha
SmashWilliams 1
ohh wow!!
dvdp112 0
if this is the same dude that bust in his pants he is taking safe sex to another level.. : )
justanothagirl 0
^hmmm^
Jakub89 0
Busting in your pants is the ultimate form of protection!
SmashWilliams 1
ohh wow!!