Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
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Vesi 30
I personally know a little girl, only 11 years old that was killed by a drunk driver. He actually stopped a mile and a half down the road to see if "she damaged his truck" before going on to the next bar. His friends convinced him to turn himself in the next morning. He served his time, got out on parole, immediately drove drunk and got put right back in prison. Once he got out, he took his own life. She thinks it's all fun and games but she is putting lives at stake. She can take her own in her own way if she wants, but when she puts others in danger? Yeah F that.
JasonThorn 23
"I promise not to sigh too knowingly at YOUR FUNERAL."
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Vesi 30
I personally know a little girl, only 11 years old that was killed by a drunk driver. He actually stopped a mile and a half down the road to see if "she damaged his truck" before going on to the next bar. His friends convinced him to turn himself in the next morning. He served his time, got out on parole, immediately drove drunk and got put right back in prison. Once he got out, he took his own life. She thinks it's all fun and games but she is putting lives at stake. She can take her own in her own way if she wants, but when she puts others in danger? Yeah F that.
JasonThorn 23
"I promise not to sigh too knowingly at YOUR FUNERAL."
Hangryko 32
If she actually drove drunk, call the cops.
GoogieWithers 25
You dodged a bullet there. Or a tree. Or a telegraph pole.
Wadlaen 24
Personally I don't understand people who drive after drinking at all; especially after I was almost killed by a drunk driver who slammed into my driver's door and resulted in me spending five weeks in coma. Even though she thinks or feels that she is safe she is putting her own and other people's life and health at risk!