Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
well damn
Columbus, United States
Today, I helped my mom put away my baby sister's clothes. She's only a week old and has around 60 outfits. I have 4. FML
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
OverMyInLaws
Serial skid marks
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
harvdog
United States
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Anonymous
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
fml
Haslemere, United Kingdom
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
BobbyMalone
Canada
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
tawnaciousd
United States
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
streaker?
Langenhagen, Germany
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Seegtease 0
#1, you don't know the circumstances and it's quite ignorant to automatically label pregnancy as a bad thing. Remember, without pregnancy, you don't exist.
midnyte 0
You might weigh more, but at least you're not the one who got knocked up.
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ohhhhshizzz 0
#33: Are you that dense, the OP is linking pregnancy to being fat, you stupid little ****.
paleknight47 0
LOL that's offencive if I were you
Boygenius50 8
Wow what a b**** I'd tell her to buy her own f***ing clothes if she was gonna be so inconsiderate.
life_in_purple 0
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88sforlife 0
Yeah
KRYPTON1T3 5
when ever someone is complaining about being fat, I click YDI. if you font like it, lose weight!
Fortitudine 3
Quit bitching and lose weight. At least your not pregnant!
lolmigosh 15
Aw poor fat girls are always put down :(
DustyStorm 16
Wow...spel chek mutch? Make sure those kids aren't homeschooled!
itsbulbasaurus 0
Its so amusing to watch you guys insult someone over the internet. It really proves how dence and judgmental you people are. Not every woman shows at 6 months and can wear non-maternal clothes. So OP shouldn't be called fat. And if she is..... So what. Is it gunna hurt you? Grow up and stop putting people down.
Helldemon 32
Well she clearly is, or else she wouldn't have made this FML. Feels like a waste of time reading this, like those FML's people post where they are upset they got caught cheating and such. It's almost assuredly OP's fault for her problem and if she's that upset about it, then simply lose the weight.