Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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Top comments
fallen45078 8
Well thats revealing.
mariab2898 13
Well that's better than NOT catching the bouquet and flashing the whole world in the process
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Comments (58)
CA4495 17
Why would they leave that picture in there ? Lol.
cakefete2 31
Pictures or it didn't happen. So now, an embarrassing story plus photographic proof.
weveallbeenthere 30
You only flashed family and friends, unless they are posted online.
cjlerch 29
So? You'll have no trouble finding someone, now!
Khaleesi_26 30
OP already has a fiancee.
cjlerch 29
Oh. Oops. Well, at least she's got a backup plan now.
Khaleesi_26 30
True, true! :)
LaLince 40
Congratulations!
sarah5745 41
For flashing herself?
moniqueee18 13
Hahah awkward....!!!
pjsr 33
The superstition is that the one to catch the bouquet will be the next to get married - perhaps this will help speed up that process!
alex_gen 39
Well, hope you and your 'wife' have a happy life together. (If you meant your to-be husband, it's fiance.)
BlameTheOwls 14
The FML is correct, you are not. The accent doesn't indicate female, if it was a double 'e' it would be female.
captainsmegma 12
Boobie or beaver we're dying to know.
worldclassrager 41
Pics or it didn't happen......wait...
Averylonelycube 11
Sounds to me like the ceremony was a bit 'flashy'.