Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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fallen45078 8
Well thats revealing.
mariab2898 13
Well that's better than NOT catching the bouquet and flashing the whole world in the process
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Comments (58)
uhohitslisa2 20
Hey at least you actually caught the bouquet! At my sister's wedding, I had it in my hand and then dropped it! Just as I was about to pick it up my sister's 6-year-old niece got it.
sydneysays 15
How...
Taylor22294 24
I'm guessing she was wearing a dress. She jumped up stretched her arms out and bloop a boob pops out
noah_1234 24
that must've shattered your world...
niome_fml 9
well what can one do? there's evidence. ..
ThatFafHippo 6
I should've been ther
vikky538 29
flash flash...who got the bouquet...
ohSNAPyall 27
"The camera flashed me first."
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP Oh just give it 2 hours and that pic will be on facebook, pinterest and instagram and those who recorded that moment will upload it onto YoutTube -um yeah you're f-ed, lol
Sakuraashita 15
How exactly does one not notice this happening to them even in the thick of things? Didn't OP have to... You know, put it back away?
WasabiMars 21
Pics or it didn't happen. Just kidding... you can just crop out the part of the photo where you flash everybody. Congratulations on your sister's wedding btw. I may not know her but all the best anyway. :)