Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
Zirafina 0
Four screwups and your dad is pointing fingers at them? Maybe he should be looking in the mirror.
games_126 0
way to spell college
omfgglol 0
Does your sibling not know how to use glue?
kevind23 0
Wow your family sucks
infantrygirl 0
YDI. You shouldn't have been having sex.
ohkaye 0
Other people have said this, but seriously, pregnancy =/= destroyed life. You're an idiot for allowing it to happen, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt because sometimes contraceptives fail (unless you didn't use any, in which case there are no words to adequately describe your stupidity).
ameinzinger 0
oh now dont be so hard on the girl! I hope things go ok, theres no way for us to know whether you used protection and it just didnt work, so to all the ones getting on your back about that, bugger off. But yes, adoption is always a good choice, I'm not a fan of abortion, but whatever you decide, make sure it's what you want.
wordgirl 0
I got a laugh out of this one, albeit a guilty one, because of the bad news for the writer. (it *was* funny, though.)
itoldyouman 0
abortion.
itoldyouman 0
"Being 17 and pregnant isn't the end of your life if you decide to keep it." hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupidest shit i've ever heard in my life.