Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
snow_cloak 0
You should get an abortion. Having a child at that age will disrupt your college career.
blooglekoogle 0
not necessarily
wowfmlife 0
hillbillies
devils69 0
Why did you decide to get pregnant at 17? Did you miss the lesson on how babies are made and contraception works? Apologies if you're the 0.1% that still got knocked up in spite of being on the pill and him using a rubber.
Cheyyyy 0
HAHAHA, I definitely agree with #34 XD
tolkienfanatic 0
Not only are you pregnant, but you can't spell, either. Give your father my apologies.
bebekinza 5
lmaoooo
shananigans 0
Wow, sounds like a major parenting fail.
shaPOW 0
@ #3, you get fired because of the economy. you can get LAID OFF because of the economy or FIRED because of something you did to deserve it. @ OP, i don't know enough about your family to make any judgements about your father or siblings, but it sounds like there is some kind of serious problem with how you treat each other. best of luck with your future and upcoming decisions!
countrygal926 0
Why is everyone so concerned with how she spelled college? God forbid someone made a mistake, we should lynch them for it then right. I hope next time one of you makes a spelling mistake or a grammatical error someone jumps all over you for it.
plethora 3
Oh, come of it #39! Not everything you read on the Internet is serious. Sometimes people like to make these things called "jokes". Also, someone does jump all over me every time I mess up my grammar or spelling. It's why I'm conscious of it at all times.
ohnohediint 0
#29... having a kid CAN be life ruining for some people... and that doesn't make them selfish. This idea of required utter selflessness for women is one of the factors that keeps feminism from being entirely successful. Men can ditch whenever they want; a woman, however, is demonized if she doesn't think pregnancy is the best thing that's ever happened to her and makes her reach her ultimate potential as a woman.
km01259 4
my step mom was 17 pregnant in a poor family in the absolute worst part of the state she is the most sucseful person I know and quite happy with yer life having a kid in your teens is not the end of the world it makes life alot harder but not impossible only selfish and lazy poeple have horrible lifes becaus of that
slimashli 7
the guys that leave are lazy ****** assholes that don't give a shit women are usually more responsible about their children