Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
Hatoshi 0
Your dad's a douche
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I can't stand when people spell college that way. Especially when THEY'RE ATTENDING IT (though the OP is not, but at 17 you should know.) #5, I promise I won't slaughter you because I respect your beliefs, but I don't necessarily respect the fact that you like to say my beliefs are considered "pretending."
Art_Vandeley 0
poor guy. having kids like you shure has to suck.
zander09 0
You can still fix it and have that bright future!
cchamp27 0
I thought you would have been the one that was failing "collage"
himynameiskrista 0
A collage is a bunch of pictures on one paper. COLLEGE is a school, you douche.
FreedomFirst 0
Sounds like your Dad is a major part of the problem. That's really sad.
backoff 0
theres an amasing difference of culture between the french and english version of this website! just take a look at http://www.viedemerde.fr/
FreedomFirst 0
Oh, and to #25, having a child, even while young and single, does not equal a bad future. People these days have their priorities all out of sorts. Your life is not ruined just because you give birth. Only a very selfish person would think so.
slimashli 7
I totally agree, im 18 just got married and I'm pregnant my life is not even close to being bad or over or whatever. I can't believe a comment like yours gets 9 dislikes but one that encourages killing an unborn child gets 15 thumbs up. the world is ****** up.
deliciouskaek 1
Your dad is sort of a dick. He shouldn't be putting that kind of pressure on you anyway - he basically told you all his hopes now lie on your shoulders. Recipe for failure if I ever heard one. #5/7 - Agreed. ((outb4 stupidly lengthy debate about teen pregnancy and abortion))
annabananaxx 0
@28- I would if I could speak French fluently.