Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Secret Weeb
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Not a good look
Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
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nepture_rose 3
I love Pokémon as much the next guy. But there's a place for it, and homecoming is not one of those places.
jjjaks 0
Screw you.
blacksswan 10
Enjoy your life! & I'd love that. It will be something you can look back at and laugh about.
Bluemonster3 26
I wish my school did that :(
DboyCorleone 0
Not sure but that's awesome quit bitchin
erpaderp 17
Dude. Pokemon is the shit. I'd totally switch schools with you.
Cairo_ 7
Gotta catch 'em all.
Mitch_Connor 11
What do Pokemon and STDs have in common? You gotta catch 'em all! HURRR
andAshes 13
Dude, that would be AWESOME. It was one of the nominations for mine. It didn't win, unfortunately.
WeaverSka 16
This is completely epic. It would be like having a Portal based theatre production, or a Star Wars themed graduation day. It is beyond "Childhood Nerdiness", its just a massive pop culture phenomenon. Just be glad that some schools are still doing awesome things, as opposed to the standard "Fall Ball" or "Senior Prom" p.s Yes, most of my understanding of American high school social events comes almost entirely from watching Saved By The Bell.... :/
Enslaved 38
Wonder what Prom's theme will be? I just saw that "black man loves Pokémon" on YouTube the other day. Super funny!(: