Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, after I tried to break up with my boyfriend, he said he won't give up on us and asked me to go to therapy. According to him, “You might need medication for how you feel.” FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML
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Carbonation 0
The refills probably costed too much.
BeefyQueef 5
Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that
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Comments (121)
Carbonation 0
The refills probably costed too much.
dahdah1216 0
True , true
rulezdunmatter 12
cost*
BeefyQueef 5
"Costed" is not a word.
Maxine17 8
Also prescriptions are £7.40 in the UK, not much.
WCARlover 35
Lmao @ 16 who took this comment seriously
eatsleepjb 8
Hahaha 16...and people that corrected them for writing costed, this is fml not English class.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
You are incorrect #45, this is both FML and an English class. :)
TurnpikeTwister 0
This is the school of hard knocks bitches, and the FML/English block is in session; looks like some people will be taking remedials.
AnonymousTroll 2
That's what you get with a boyfriend who quotes Twilight: it's hardly sincere.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Twilight? I thought it was keesha
eatsleepjb 8
*kesha...and how exactly is this English class?...
pyromania21 0
birches if it's English class the professor is in and I say costed is a word.... class dismissed go on with ur lives
pyromania21 0
****** auto correct dare fix the professors words. btw yah I'm stickin with birches
derpster 7
edward cullen sparkles, ke$ha sparkles. it all makes sense.
derpster 7
114- i believe it's 134 you imbecile. *trollface*
shots1996 8
Haha twilight nerd :P
mlw63 0
To bad it is if you use it right smart one.
BeefyQueef 5
Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that
cheerluv15 0
Your a jerk
starwind3438 9
You're* 46.
bkwopper 0
Your a bitch 46
bkwopper 0
Haha I'm a poet and I didn't even no it haha
periwinkle95 10
"no seriously.. My IQ is like 148.." WHO THE **** CARES.
theworstthing 7
Kim
21jason 9
Funny how your birth control ran out the same day.. Crazy how that works
Iheartfunny 1
OPs boyfriend should have said your like a drug not because I cant get enough of you but because your ruining my life
Zareen 0
Awww :( that's kinda sad but funny :( :) it's sad that u broke and ad it's funny how he broke up O.o
perdix 31
Probably because the side effects included unexpected weight gain and irritability. You also don't give him an erection lasting more than four hours, so he decided to pull the plug on your treatment.
ultimatum946 0
I wonder what kind of couple would be so much in love for one to always give the other an erection lasting more than for hours xD
ultimatum946 0
*four
mnmolino 14
Or maybe he couldn't focus on anything because OP was so pretty when his adderall ran out
teague95 16
Who breaks up with someone so close to Christmas that's cold
perdix 31
Someone who didn't want to buy a gift.
metalflower00 11
I was about to say the same thing...
mssalmonella 0
Better before than just pretend that everything is fine the whole Christmas!
xcarxcrashx 9
If you use christmas as an excuse then you have to worry about new years and then valentines day is right after. Better to roll before Christmas if you're not feeling it.
EnterSandman_fml 20
If you find out that your girlfriend was lying about multiple major things just so you'd stay with her long enough to give her a present, it's more than OK to break up with them. Proper relationship etiquette still applies at holiday time. Lie to me and your ass is dumped.
commonlogicz42 6
My bitch of a girlfriend. Ex girlfriend that is.
AnagenisisZagus 13
^Yeah, boohoo, tragic. Anyway, back to the original commenter. You are right. Christmas time is cold.
teague95 16
90- Thank you, you're the only one that got the "cold-Christmas" pun
rulezdunmatter 12
Well, at least he didn't do that after he got your Christmas gift.
PaulB123 11
You going to rehab?
perdix 31
No, no, no.
flockz 20
i won't go, go, go.
bri1215 7
good song!
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Some men out there. (smh) Sorry OP, love comes & goes. Best of luck finding a loving partner:)
KeyboardWarrior 10
You say that like girls can't be heartbreakers.
bkwopper 0
Yes because that's the double standard that we seem to have here in north America men are all ass holes and women can do no wrong ..... Like a guy who cheats on his gf is just a dick head but if it's the other way around everyone says well he prolly pushed her away ... Women are crazy, CaZy I tell ya!!
zyth 4
I love it when you see the guys here white knight on stories like this.
MissMae93 23
Uhm how is "love is like a drug" remotely romantic? When I hear that all I can think of is that obnoxious song by kesha...
drawmesunshine 17
I think of Twilight. "You're exactly my brand of heroin" or something like that. I'm pretty sure I'd need quite a bit of heroin to make it through those books again. :/
angrynegro7 16
Funny, I was thinking of "The Perfect Drug" by NIN.
Monkeybuttcream 4
That's when you chime in "Oh good, because the side effects of nausea, diarrhea and death were a little much."