Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML
Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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cooterpie 11
Eh, it's good luck.
BShady96 0
Going for Top YDI?
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Comments (125)
rcloca 10
That sooo sucks
HowAreYouToday 34
I don't suck on bird poop.... Do you??? XD
rcloca 10
Lol no how Do I know u don't. U could be lyong
Sirin_fml 47
What?
rcloca 10
Lying
HowAreYouToday 34
-.- I don't because I'm not a creeper
rcloca 10
Sorry
HowAreYouToday 34
You better be.
LiveLaughFML 10
THIS ^^
HowAreYouToday 34
Thanx. Means a lot
rcloca 10
Why the thumbs down everyone? Ruining the mood, oops I did it again ;)
EvilPotato 15
Don't **** around with seagulls.
Pandaloverr 0
That's a crappy situation to be stuck in . (;
meatbunss 1
She shouldn't **** with birds. Those bitches don't play.
tjv3 10
that is why you don't f@ck with mother nature
cooterpie 11
Eh, it's good luck.
cooterpie 11
That's where the good luck came in!
REX50ROC 0
sounds like a shitty day
Lanceeden 12
Angry birds V5.2
Deeznutzhairy 7
(/.__.)/
BShady96 0
Going for Top YDI?
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's almost impossible, go take a look at the top spot right now.
flamegrilled123 3
Carpet bomb
upyourzlolz 11
Angry Birds don't **** around
obnoxious3_3_3 1
Ski trip $500 skies $100 getting shit on by birds priceless
mom2pen 4
Skis, skies is plural of sky
GrammaticalNazi 2
Commas are nice. Come to think of it, so is a relevant comment.
KiddNYC1O 22
Running shoes: $119.95.
fatraptorjesus13 9
Brain transplant: Priceless
theguy33 1
Is that all FML is anymore a bunch of grammar ******* nazi's
StoryOfTheYear 15
Obviously not. Someone forgot to get rid of you.
kodinbug 2
Skiing?
dazzadluffy 0
Karma's a bitch
suckstoobeyou 0
In there case karma's a shit
IS3HUNDO 0
That's a shitty situation
Silenthunter 0
I see what you did there. Well played sir, well played indeed.
skata 4
I also see what you did there. A bad pun that was only moderately funny the first time it was said has once again been repeated.
PandaSmile 24
But bird poo is good luck... For some clearly xD
borkchop1992 15
yeahhhh.....ydi
baseballlegitly0 2
shit faced lol
asterik99 3
Haha what a shitty day