Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Secret Weeb
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Not a good look
Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
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Comments (134)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Pokémon is AWESOME though. >:
33whitten 3
And the problem is?
Carian01 0
And? Why the **** are you complaining? That's awesome!
FYLDeep 26
Pokémon? Really? Is your class full of third graders and is it the year 1999?
cassieoreorocks 9
That sound pretty freaking awesome to me!
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Better than the Disney theme we had!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I love your school, what school is it? All we got for a homecoming theme is "ancient civilizations".
BlahBlahStuff 6
Dude that sounds like it would be awesome! I guess some people just don't embrace the nerd side.
MrSexyPants 14
If I had that I would die! That's the best thing ever!!!! Where do you live? I'll be your date!
xcookier 2
how is this an fml? That's awesome!